I wore my mom's dress. As she handed over the box to me, she said, "I'm sure you will have to take it in A LOT. I was very chunky in 1968." Cut to me trying on the dress a few weeks later at the alteration place. Dress fit me like a glove. That was like delayed shade.

I bought my wedding dress in a city where none of my friends or relatives lived because we had just moved when we decided to get married. I went shopping alone. I thought it was going to be sad but it was nice, I could really chose what I liked the most. When I was trying on my favorite dress the mother of another…

Plus the end result just looks like you were drunk while doing your makeup and went waaaaay outside your lipline. You're better off sucking on an overpriced mouth dildo from QVC.

What the fuck, it's Monday again? HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING?!?!

She ends our five year relationship two days before I am set to propose, six hours after I pick up her custom diamond engagement ring from the jeweler. Upon returning to the jeweler the following day, I come to find that my purchase has suddenly "depreciated" significantly. I walk out with the ring feeling further…

No, that's not true at all. It's completely different when it's a family heirloom. She's abso-fucking-lutely obligated to give the ring back and the law generally backs that up.

I mean GOOD FOR HER.

I've been saying this for years! I refer to them as Talibangelists.

The best craiglist ad I ever read was an older American man who wanted to stomp around his son's model train set like a film monster with another man, butt naked, giving each other handjobs.

Oh Christ, where do I begin?

Misleading headline is misleading. I expected something more like...

Thanks, flagged.

I think it gives a better sense of closure to that chapter of her life by the artistic expression. I think she should be afforded the chance to be selfish in this case: her life has changed. Let her be!

And again, there is no crime here.

My balls fit in a guy's mouth on the regular. They don't need that much room.

it could be worse.. A guy was decapitated on a greyhound in Edmonton couple of years back. At least everyone walked away from this...

Or they did bring a giant ass bag of toys, books, and snacks, and their kid decides to be an asshole regardless. See, e.g., my kids. Thank god they're old enough now to cram in coach without bitching.

I loved that you held your kid out to him and told him to do something about her. Mad respect.

Was it Ariana Grande?