Is that Air Force One?

OMG - you are right.

Oh FFS - get off your high horse...or on one for a change.

I am turning 50 this year. I have two healthy, happy kids and a fabulous husband. We smoke weed and we are awesome parents.

Yes, teen girls like pop music. At least they listen to music! They start listening earlier, listen to a more diverse range and grow faster in musical appreciation than most boys their age IMO (in my day, teen boys were pretty much metal heads or into DLR version of Van Halen and the like - the height of misogyny in…

If it isn’t your bag, then get out. This guy might be the kind who shoots first, asks permission later.

We lived together for a long time and had all the shit we needed and then some. By the time we were grown-assed adults, we had the knives we wanted, the chipped shitty plates we wanted, the low thread count sheets - all good.

White Canadian chiming in - when you hear that kind of shit, call it out. Don’t let assholes be assholes without consequences. I do it whenever I hear it and yeah, some people get fussy, but racism or sexism or any bullshit ism will hold it’s head high and flourish if we all don’t just say stfu.

I for one would contribute to any Kickstarter campaign if a level reward was a t-shirt with picture of him in his actual gimp suit and ball gag.

I sit at my table and wage war on myself
It seems like it’s all, it’s all for nothing
I know the barricades
And I know the mortar in the wall breaks
I recognize the weapons, I used them well

I would like to humbly request that we now and forever refer to the Kardashians as the Zardaxians.

cool not cold...

You warm it in your palm and then massage it into your skin. Take more time than you think you need. Wipe off with a warm wet towel. Rinse with cold water and rub the excess in.

I have rosacea and used to have black heads too. So attractive! Have you tried oil cleaning? I switched three or four years ago and the difference is dramatic. Don’t add any castor oil though - too drying. I use a mix of oils I keep in the kitchen - olive, avocado, grapes and add a few drops of lavender, tea tree,…

It is a terrible movie. I watched it so you don’t have to. Here is my review.

I heart this entire piece. It is the follow-up this movie deserves.

My dad, relatively estranged, at some point during almost every sporadic phone call: So, did you get fat yet?

nice shirt but I look like shit in cheeto orangey yellow. Does it come in blue?

JayLo 2020!

Dumb question - isn’t there a law in the US about slap suits? Wouldn’t/shouldn’t this apply to The Donald and his crew?