I teach yoga 6-7 times a week - not always high intensity, but always in yoga pants.

Overheard on Facebook (re:Bieber sighting in Ottawa): “Well he didn’t tip at the Laff, so the bartender wasn’t impressed.”

hahahaha! Good one!

You’re just jealous.

While the title is strong, I admit...I hear the tone of your piece in more of a whisper...a gentle...suggestion, if you will.

Really, aren’t they two sides of the same anti-social coin? The same anti-social coin I flipped to make this decision for me?

I am not a man, but I think it is kind of twisted that you suggest that all “normal” fathers look upon their daughters as sexual partners. That is some sick fucking thinking there, and as a mom and wife to a father, I have to say that in this case, #notallmen.

I really, really wanted to wear all of the hats in the 80s. Unfortunately, they were all designed for tiny little head. They all looked ridiculous perched on the very crown of my massive noggin.

My eight year old doesn’t remember what she had for lunch yesterday, let alone what happened 4 years ago. Kid will be fine and we can all laugh our liberal gun oil tears.

People still buy Michael Jackson albums too...

Show your sister the stars here - that many people really, truly and honestly don’t want her to be sad and give absolutely no fucks who she loves/sleeps with.

QUICK - call the Oompa Loompas - squeezing is needed...

Meh - not so bad if you put a career in there somewhere.

Phhht - kits these days.

God - all these replies about having kids late - at 32. I am holding my big ol’ bellah, I am laughing so hard.

Thanks a ton, Gawker. I just had to explain to my 8 year old what “propaganda” means, along with “exploitative” and “smoke and mirrors”.

Yeah - I was there.

Nylons and open-toed shoes.

I have two kids - the first was nursed until he was 2 weeks shy of their second birthday, the second until 28th months. Beside the fact that I give no fucks about other people’s opinions, I got nothing but positive comments. Maybe I was oblivious, but I don’t remember anybody being a douche about it - including the…

Moral: Don’t shop at Walmart and expect not to get shot.