Herpes isn’t funny - it’s a fact of life.

I split my chin open white girl break dancing. I was 15 and it was 1983. Blood everywhere. I hid in the bathroom until my mom came to get me.

You just wait until he starts losing his. Then you can laugh and laugh and laugh as his hair continues to clog the drain, smear over the shower walls, distribute itself amongst the clothes in the closet...

We went to Croatia in October - fanfreakingtastic. I cannot recommend this enough. Warm enough to swim, but not enough to roast. The ferries aren't running, so it isn't crowded. If you manage to avoid the docking of the cruise ships in Dubrovnik it feels like you have the place to yourself. The food is great, the…

Wait - the bed wasn't even made? ugh

We flew on a combination of cash gifts and left over in-laws' Airmiles points and couldn't be too fussy about arrangements. On the return leg, we had to fly home to Canada separately.

Good. Asshole.

YAY! Somebody won a car and they didn’t even have to try...and it wasn’t me.

I was a bridesmaid for a friend's wedding about 6 hours away. I didn't have a bra that fit under the dress, so the morning of the wedding before we popped off to get our hair done, I threw the dress on and drew the neckline on my chest with an eyeliner. While my hair was setting, I ran to the department store down the…

The day before my wedding I pulled my beautiful ivory dress out of the bag and, per the vendor's instructions, hung it on a hanger in the bathroom and turned the shower on hot to steam out the wrinkles.

EXACTLY. I am too busy creating wonderful things to bother with something as pedestrian as cupboard doors. He won't let me take them all off the hinges, he can bloody well close them.

I leave cupboard doors open. We have been together for 25 years and he should be used to it by now but nope - makes him nuts.

I call BS - if you have Raynaud's gloves are useless. In the real cold (we are consistently in the asshole polar vortex of minus a billion plus wind), mittens are the way to go. My Raynaud's friend agrees.

Ugh - I will try to keep this very short because it really isn't worth writing a novella about. On a "break" from my on again/off again at-the-time-asshole-cheating boyfriend, I ended up dating a guy about 7 ears older than me. I was in my mid-twenties and he wasn't. I don't think he had ever seen anyone like me and…

"Whole wheat toast"...snarf.

Suing for parental rights in this case does not appear to be motivated in any way by concern or love for his children. It seems to me that it is his last-ditch effort to control his ex. He is a monster and will not stop until he has the mother under his thumb again.

If you cut a strawberry in half, what does it look like? A HEART. Bam. Valentines tie-in complete tyvm

Maybe we have a belief that a person who's done double anal/double vaginal is somehow tainted

Which I could bump you twice. That is the nicest freaking story with the word "cunt" in it I have ever heard.

After a lunch of pupupsas with my gf/moh, we decided to go to the nearby shopping area to try on wedding dresses - just like that, on the fly, no plans. I stepped into a dream dress. It was princess satin, lightly beaded, not goofy and just...stunning. I stepped up onto that dias and, with dozens of little halogen…