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Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Waitaminutewaitaminutewaitaminute Wait. A. Minute. . . Manny preferred the chili spelling? MANNY!??!? I refuse to believe that and mourn the passing of that fantastic eatery into the long, dark night.

I’ve lived in Ruidoso, New Mexico. I know EXACTLY which sandwich shop he worked at (I won’t mention it by name). I’m sure that scraping off the meat goo wasn’t the ONLY thing he had to do there... Still, he’s got it better now, by a long shot.

So, I looked her up on Facebook, and WOW is she racist. And here’s where we get into some seriously weird territory . . . She’s also an animal-rights activist. Seriously! She actually has three profiles that I could find, and among all the Confederate flags, race baiting and Trump-ed up lying, she’s got posts

Terri Garr is still with us - although it is true she was only in Young Frankenstein for Brooks...

Larry King as Geoff Peterson on the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson is a classic moment of late night television as well. MAN that was a long sentence!

This is absolutely no surprise. I’d been saying since March (2020) that it would be at least 2 years before we’re back to any semblance of normal. That meant no Olympics, and curtailed or compromised sports schedules at every level until 2022. Not that I was looking for an award or anything for saying what should have

I did my level best to ignore everything he said/did anyway. If I’d had the money and guarantee I could take my kids with me, I’d have moved to New Zealand years ago.

I was gonna say, is her face melting?!? I’m genuinely worried about her.

These are the death throes of our nation. The beginning of the end, brought about by the very people who claim to love this nation the most. Blue Lives Matter crowd fighting with police to overthrow the government. This is how it ends. R.I.P. U.S.A.

When I was 17, I was downloading basically every mixtape off Dat Piff, playing Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 with the homies, and counting down the days until Tron: Legacy came out—not plotting to commit domestic terrorism and create a fascist society. White kids are just fucking weird; I don’t know how else to put

Of all these films, the only one I haven’t even seen a portion of - at the very least - is The Witches. Guess I know what I’m firing up on Netflix tonight! I am such a child of the 80s...

“...either he can cough up the dough and get this fake ass process underway or he can complain about how America is treating him unfairly while he continues to collect money from his followers...”

Paul Schaffer’s greatest (and most commonly forgotten) star turn.

This is why I quit watching ANY talk shows of any kind in 2016. With the Orange One in office, any attempt to make fun of a situation that was already beyond ridiculous seemed pointless. Also, I kind of found any comedy writers or talk show hosts that were going to feast on the new president’s inevitable ineptitude as

I love the look on this kid’s face right after he hits it. . . . “Hey! Look what I just did!” ADORABLE.

It’s fun to read this now in light of the Aggies’ win in the Arizona Bowl, knowing that this story was written just last year.

Damn, Full House of Cards looks pretty good, too.

Has he already used Duffy Pid? I’ll be disappointed if he hasn’t. Piffy Dud. Diffy Pud. Puddly Piff. Piffy-a-Doodly. So many options.

My favorite part? The announcer stating . . “The Blitz is successful and Carson Wentz will be . . . ESCAPING!!”

How far WTBS has fallen. The network that once boasted broadcasting giants like Skip Caray and Pete Van Wieren, that I used to watch slavishly even though they were bringing every game of a team that considered 70 wins a good year, has turned into this shitshow. That Fox has exclusive rights to the World Series until