The article on this, not the Gyllenhall itself, made me laugh to tears.

Also, this is the first time I've known about something trending on the Internet before I read it on the AV Club. I feel so alive!

Check out the "reading of horrible Twilight fan fiction" in a serious voice, too. HILARIOUS.

Well, this guy can die happy! I'm thankful someone on this planet can…

I remember my parents buying a Cutco set when I was around 12 years old (this would have been about 1983). They STILL have that set, and it still works. Yeah, it was a little weird to have a guy sitting at our dining room table selling us knives, but I gotta admit, those babies can cut.

As a New Mexican, I can only guess the "salads" in question are actually "taco salads," which are actually things. Take a taco, put it in a blender, break it up oh also subtly, and dump the result in a cardboard bowl.

I'm so glad someone point that out so I wouldn't have to.

There's ALSO a town in the Texas Panhandle named Booker. The Hooker-Booker contests are pretty fun, too.

I've not laughed this hard at a map in . . . well ever, really.
An interesting point – while Hooker, Okla. absolutely should be on this map (I've been there), what many people don't realize is there's another town in the Oklahoma Panhandle known as Beaver. Yes, Beaver.
Hooker and Beaver's high school football teams are…

The spirit world says . . . YES

I'm not a comics fan. Sorry, "graphic novels." That is, I don't read them on a regular basis. But my daughter (9) has already read this, and she's asked me some pretty thought-provoking questions as a result. She loved it so much, she wanted me to read particular passages she enjoyed. I agree with every word of this…

Wow, this scene had way more in it than I remembered. Of course, all anyone remembers is "May you live until you're 1,000 years old," which is a pretty damn good line. I'll have to start using "…as a luggage problem," though.

Ahhh!!! Clovis is mentioned in an AV Club interview! Actually, what Mackenzie didn't mention is that the bank robbery scene (the one shown above) was shot in an old doctor's office in Portales (my hometown). I know no one here cares about that, but when your little podunk-middle-of-nowhere hometown is mentioned in the…

shut up

"The author and his younger brother, circa 1989." I graduated from high school in 1989. I hate young people……

When I worked in a grocery store in my home town, the burrito lady would park her car in front of the store and sell them to all of us. One day, she parked, got out, walked in, and her car caught fire. I still don't know what caused it. We were able to move it away from the store before the fire really got out of…

No, it's just what I'm reduced to since I CAN'T FIND A BURRITO. Gee, maybe I SHOULD use this app… Screw it, I'll just make my own.

And NM (see above)

Actually, I work from home. So I guess the burrito lady is my wife. But there WAS a burrito lady when I actually did work in an office! OK, it was a burrito man, and he has his own restaurant now and doesn't deliver burritos anymore… Oh, never mind…*weeps into his corn flakes.*

That . . . kinda is where I was going with that comment. Yeah. Good catch.