Zelda: Do you like red potions?

Nightmares. I has them.

Topical, current—and awful.

You've hit the Triforce-ecta.

That was more like her cousin. Original first Zelda gets cursed to sleep forever, so the king decrees all princesses from then on will be named Zelda in remembrance of her. The King presumably had another child from which the rest of the Zeldas were descended.

In regards to the attack by Gannondorf's forces, Senator Link had this to say:

That would be Zelda II.

You poor fools. I have long since evolved beyond the need for words to express my excitement for upcoming Nintendo releases. Someday you too will reach this pinnacle of hype, and on that day we shall join together in our celebrations of all things Nintendo.

The dancer too with that blue hair too.

He could have shaved a few seconds off of his proposal if he had clipped through his pocket to get the ring faster.

"Oh! Well! Looks like you found those bread rolls after all. Wasn't that hard, was it?"

I've never really had much problem with Diddy players online in For Glory.

A little bit of everything...

In the "kicking them while they're down" AND the "a year late" categories...

Good! She would look absolutely ridiculous standing next to a dinosaur with boxing gloves!

HAHAHAHA

My body wasn't ready.

Oh fishsticks guy is every turd who tries to ramble on about "what Europe is like." DUDE. Just because your mom got you a free weekend pass to EPCOT for your 37th birthday doesn't make you a fucking expert on Europe. STAHP.

Pictured - cow from which 23 oz filet might be taken:

When my grandfather goes to a steakhouse, he requests well done and will damn near have a rage stroke if it's not completely blackened and doesn't fall to dust when you cut into it.