I see a man who is a little bit confused and scared and doesn't really know what he's doing but he's just gonna wing it anyway.

The White House is the hardest Gym to get the badge from. No one ever makes it past the Trainers on the lawn.

I guess Square REALLY misunderstood what we meant when we asked for Final Fantasy Type 0.

The worst item is NOT the Blue Shell, it is in fact the Lightning Bolt. Fuck that thing.

"Where dafuq am I?

I don't know who to be more excited for, Link or Isabelle.

I see she has become proactive about my not having been to my town in recent months.

"Perhaps any name starting with 'J' works"

The ridiculous pitchfork mob after Zoe Quinn because she made a fucking game that manchildren are crying about is ridiculous. People have doxxed everything they can about her, dug up every past relationship. This is psychotic, it is beyond psychotic.

One of these, four controllers, a copy of Double Dash, and you are SET.

The only joke here is played entirely on the dignity of our species.

I hate this. I hate everything about this.

"We aren't programmers or artists but luckily we have close friends at Winterkewl Games who are." This is a face palm in so many ways.

Basic poutine is hot fries, cheese curds, and brown slightly peppery chicken-based gravy. Disco fries or Animal Fries are kinda like that, but there's usually nothing more than the three ingredients above, put together in that order. If you go to a chain place like Smoke's Poutinerie in Canada, they jazz things up by…

Me too. It infuriates me when I am asked to use my mother's maiden name (particularly when I am not given other choices) as insurance for forgetting a password or something like that. My mother didn't change her last name, so it hardly works as a secret code. Not everyone has married parents, either, which should…

I always tell people that I let my husband keep his maiden name.

Loving the DD people! My team was always a mix of Bowser/Bowser Jr and Donkey/Diddy Kong since they got their special items, even in first place.