I have no words for the massive stupidity said in this comment.

"Oh you wanted a car with wheels? Then you should have gone down the street to the luther dealer."

Noon to 5 PM: Pokémon Video Game

Whenever I've said I liked FF9 over ANY OTHER FF game, I always get the attitude from people that i've just killed their puppy. Mainly because I don't worship at the feet of FF7 like I'm "supposed" to. (By the way, I pretty much hate 7, but I get why its so important to people and why people can love it as much as…

If said Zelda U is gonna be late 2015-early 2016 then it makes sense for Aonuma to focus on Hyrule Warriors — "push the game that's WAY closer to release"!

I once went to see a woman, I can't remember if she was a nurse or something like that... I told her I had a video game problem and she told be there was nothing we could do since we had no way to "cure" that.

HOW DARE YOU?!

Finally, I can create that epic fight between Adolf Hitler and Winston Churchill that never was.

In this simulation game, players create and rule their own LEGO town

Making him a female would not change anything.

The six-word horror story.

Let me do a pre-post of the common comments so we can avoid clutter.

You are my favorite.

They're picking out a lot of little details in the trailers most people could've missed going through it (I definitely didn't notice the similarities between the arrow at the end and the boss that's now obvious once they pointed it out) about what might potentially be in the game, because pretty much all we know about…

It would have been funnier if it read:

You seem to have confused the cloud which is kept at the top of the Statue of Liberty with the internet which is kept at the top of Big Ben. A very common mistake.

I imagined it would be much simpler.

Can't wait to play Smash Brothers 17.
I get to pit classics like Mario, Master Chief, Nathan Drake, Ezio, Gordon Freeman, and CoD soldier against each other in an all-out free-for-all!

Awww, I've been imagining it all wrong.

Standing up in a whirling carnival ride? Yeah, that kids gonna die.