if only there were a music style based on always having bad things happen to you, they might be able to express their pain

GoT is pulling a Battlestar Galatica, and running an otherwise solid series into the ground in the last season. 

Explaining his decision, Gimelstob cited a desire to spend more time beating his family.

He should write a book about himself called “Failing Upwards.” He’s really a poster boy for white privilege. Rich kid. Got great training in a country club sport. Utter disappointment as a pro (career 107-172) - he was a top-ranked US junior coming off the heels of the Sampras/Agassi/Courier/Chang/etc. group. After “re…

I’m pleased that Deadspin is finally on the Gimelstob case. Better late than never. This guy would have been axed in virtually an other industry, save for all of the fucking conflicts of interest in tennis. That puff piece is a complete embarrassment, glad that there is some check calling these assholes out.

It was just SUCH a momentum killer! It had been a fun game up until then, and then it’s fucking 11 at night and we’re waiting for-fucking-ever for them to determine if the call was technically correct (the best kind of correct!). I had literally no skin in this game whatsoever and can agree that this was total…

“This Is The Face Of A Man Getting Pulled . . .

Bro do you even know what it’s like here in the grays? Don’t stand on your black pedestal and say you’re the same as me. Don’t run a comment system of injustice and tell me to be mad at celebrities. You don’t know our pain, and I’m sure you don’t care to, oblivious to what it’s like, to how I feel.

I was still blown away that some unnamed AFC team was asking prospects, “If required, are you willing to claim that you were, in fact, misidentified as a 77 year old white male, who was spotted frequently at a specific massage parlor?”

“Weird arm man” indeed. He puts SO MUCH bend into his arm the wrong way, that he gets such a crazy whip from the racket right at the right moment of impact with the ball. That’s crazy.

+2 legit

Fun fact: “The Touching is, To Me, Off Limits,” was the original title of MC Hammer’s 1990 breakthrough single. 

The issue is that the story in the movie is 95% untrue. These two men were never friends; the driver was fired after 2 months. Mr. Shirley was not estranged from his family, didn’t have issues with his Blackness (the idea that he needed to learn to accept himself is absurd), didn’t need to be taught about Black…

Personally, I think Birdman is actually worse, but, yeah, it was a terrible choice.

Awesome, Fuck John Isner and his Hannity loving ass

Mark Wahlberg and I have one thing in common... we both wish he would have been on that plane on 9/11.

I tell ya, golf courses and cemeteries are the biggest wastes of prime real estate.

Sascha Bajin has always been a bit of a dandy with glamor shots on Instagram and carries himself with a sort of vain arrogance. Naomi seems so low key to the point of barely having a pulse. My guess is that his star power trip may have gotten to her enough where she decided to move on. After all, his experience is…

And the name of the kid in the black beanie on the right who was passed over and ignored.... Adolf Hitler. Congratulations, everyone. You just created a monster.

I have ZERO sympathy for most farmers.