David, in all seriousness, this is the kind of project your devoted readers, who live vicariously through you, want to see you take on. I drive an 87 Grand Wagoneer as a daily driver, and, every time I talk about getting a “real car” that has air conditioning and gets double digit gas mileage, my brother objects…

Can we please all agree to stop with the obligatory David Tracy hate whenever he posts an article like this? DAVID TRACY IS A F***ING HERO!