There is something strangely soothing about the show, when I catch episodes I always wish that I watched more often. It’s (usually) a show about nothing and it’s wonderful.

The show originally trafficked in bawdy but trite intimacies, but as its cast’s personal crises have intensified, its popularity has faltered.

Done. Shut the internet down. Grassy Knowles-Carter is the funniest god-damned thing I’ve read.

Grassy Knowles-Carter will really bring in all the conspiracy theory crowds to the Beyhive.

Hmm, I have no problem with talking about a fake dick. I think fake dicks are very funny and worth talking about, actually! My problem is when in doing so, you characterize attempted rape as “seduction.”

It makes sense if you look at Emily as Loralai the elder.

Just the few rooms! I looked this up once. Smart couples get kitchens and bathrooms done by the show, silly couples get their kids’ rooms done and a man cave decorated. Usually bedrooms, etc, just need new flooring, drywall patching, furniture and paint to get in decent shape — all of which can be done fairly cheaply…

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

I just don’t understand women who date cops.

Ramona will go where the most power is. It’s her usual schtick. I think carole would bail on Bethenny if she thought it would make her look bad. She blows with the wind.

as a side note, yes, i do believe that there is some hypersensitivity over certain things, but that’s beside the point.

The debate over safe spaces, too, has become cartoonized, a shorthand way to complain about privileged millennials

I’m pretty sure if Tom were to unexpectedly pass away before the nuptials, LuAnn take him to a taxidermist, prop him up at the end of the aisle, and hire a ventriloquist to say his vows. Tl;dr - There is no way she is not getting married.

If he didn’t have faux dreadlocks I might take stock in that assessment, but clearly this is a person with no cultural awareness whatsoever outside of White privilege.

The problem with this argument is that literally nobody thinks the people of North Korea are somehow “bad.” This isn’t some cultural misunderstanding, nobody’s sitting there going “Gee, man, I don’t know about those 5 year-old North Korean dirt farmers. They seem pretty sketchy.”