I started a vegetable garden because of her blog, I even planted hundreds of daffodils because of it, and I've gotta say, my life is better because of it. Aspire to be Martha and you will be rewarded.

What were your issues with it?

I love how Dorinda had a Pucci dress for every occasion last season.

Really? Oh wow, she'd be in competition with Kathie Lee if they did that.

I’m surprised that Disney would do this, since it’s now the second time that she has been jilted by a cohost. You’d think they could’ve given her a heads up.. or do they not trust Kelly to keep a secret? Hmm

Is the Today Show the new frontier for the Bush dynasty? Would love to watch Jeb drink rosé with KLG.

I’m just ranting about how inconsistent the nominations are, not really saying one deserves it more than the other. Two good “wild ride” indies with drastically different levels of success. Maybe Harvey Weinstein is the problem with Hollywood!

What baffles me most is how Winter’s Bone, a indie film about JLaw taking a boat ride through the swamp to saw off her dead father’s hands, is somehow more worthy of recognition than Tangerine.

Touché!

Has anyone said anything about Taraji shouting at the man who helped her walk up to the stage for accidentally stepping on her train? That seemed just as nasty as what JLaw did during the press conference, but I haven't seen anything about it.

“where will the genius Alber Elbaz end up?”

Is this anything like when Greece claimed that Germany owed them reparations for WWII?

Judy? Who is Judy? I don’t know her.

You gotta do a leftovers pizza, much better than a sandwich. Turkey, smoked gouda, cranberry sauce (not the canned stuff), blue cheese dressing, and whatever else you can take without it sounding too disgusting.

So what’s up with the guys they brought tonight, who are wearing clothes that have “faggot” printed all over them?

This is the street where they left him:

This is a crazy comment.

Isn’t she planning on running for a higher office, like senator or something? I swear she hinted at it back when she was being interviewed on msnbc about how she prevents an incident like Ferguson from happening in Baltimore (ha ha).

Who was the one going back to Kim with all of the info that set her off? Brandi. Who said in a confessional “For once I’m not the bad person, thank god!” Brandi. To me, Brandi came off as an opportunist who seized the moment to make herself look better. Obviously it didn’t work, but she sure as hell tried.

Oh, just wait, they’ll find it. /vague