When I was a kid I went to play at my friend's house, two townhouses that were converted into one residence. The first floor and attic were combined, but the second floor was still split— you never would've been able to tell that something was missing. But then my friend told me to follow him and we sneaked into his…

I'm assuming the horns are a metaphor or something, like a Scarlet letter? Maybe the people don't see the horns (like, they don't actually exist), they just see someone who they think is guilty and evil. I haven't read the book, never even heard of it or this movie, but I hope that I'm right because I can't take it…

Ah, touche.

Yeah, same in my area, people either hate Yuengling or they consider it their cheap option, with craft brews like Troegs/etc being their go-to for favored beer.

I think if we're going for value, Lionshead is $4 for a six-pack and tastes just as fine as Yuengling.

Rolling Rock: Rolling Rock, which sucks real bad, has a strange little mystique around it for some reason. Can anyone explain why a large segment of the Pennsylvanian diaspora considers this to be the ultimate good-time juice?

Hah, I remember meeting the mother of the groom immediately after the ceremony and it was very clear that she was already shitfaced. We talked for fifteen minutes and she let every skeleton out of her family's closet during that time.

I've been to a "Jesus-Christ-These-People-Are-Loaded" wedding before, it felt so stuffy and really not fun. It was black-tie optional and you could tell that the people who went that route owned their tux and looked at you funny for not wearing one too. And like, did you really need to cut down an entire tree to make…

This happened to me, too. When I deactivated my account for a few weeks and then went back to check up on everyone I couldn't believe how uninterested/bored I was with it all. There's really nothing worth looking forward to on FB that you aren't going to hear offline anyway. Anything else is just cannon fodder.

I feel like it's someone from Ace of Cakes. Am I close?

Sharing to other places is a great tip, especially if you're trying to attract new people to your business. One photo that I posted on Instagram got maybe 12 likes, when I shared it with the same caption and tags to Tumblr, I got almost 1,000 notes within the first three weeks and that number is still growing months…

Which Brangelina child will it marry? This is important and plans must be made far in advance.

"My other coat is ostrich."

I've done the "boiling soup in blender" disaster before, it was one of the messiest— and most painful cooking mistakes I've ever made. But like you said, the soup ended up being delicious anyway. It was some bacon/walnut thing that was apparently eradicated from the internet because I could never find the recipe ever…

You know, it's funny that all of the angry, nasty comments on this piece are written by the people who post the "my life is perfect" shit on Facebook. Telling!

The creator of that track has a brilliant YouTube channel, he puts a lot of thought into his videos. https://www.youtube.com/user/Ephemeral…

The "Vogue lifestyle" doesn't = "Buy everything!" so I'm not sure what point you're trying to make. Don't people use fashion magazines for inspiration? It's not some high-end SkyMall. Hell, buying everything that's advertised during your local news broadcast would cost you a pretty penny.

Oh my god I loved Kid Nation, they need to bring that back. What a show! I wonder what all of those kids are up to now.

If anyone should attempt it, it's Caity and Rich. I'm sure Tom Sawyer Island is a great place to have an affair.

They should just build a massive cruise ship and dock it out in international waters. Problem solved!