Hah, I remember meeting the mother of the groom immediately after the ceremony and it was very clear that she was already shitfaced. We talked for fifteen minutes and she let every skeleton out of her family's closet during that time.

I've been to a "Jesus-Christ-These-People-Are-Loaded" wedding before, it felt so stuffy and really not fun. It was black-tie optional and you could tell that the people who went that route owned their tux and looked at you funny for not wearing one too. And like, did you really need to cut down an entire tree to make…

This happened to me, too. When I deactivated my account for a few weeks and then went back to check up on everyone I couldn't believe how uninterested/bored I was with it all. There's really nothing worth looking forward to on FB that you aren't going to hear offline anyway. Anything else is just cannon fodder.

I feel like it's someone from Ace of Cakes. Am I close?

Which Brangelina child will it marry? This is important and plans must be made far in advance.

"My other coat is ostrich."

I've done the "boiling soup in blender" disaster before, it was one of the messiest— and most painful cooking mistakes I've ever made. But like you said, the soup ended up being delicious anyway. It was some bacon/walnut thing that was apparently eradicated from the internet because I could never find the recipe ever…

The "Vogue lifestyle" doesn't = "Buy everything!" so I'm not sure what point you're trying to make. Don't people use fashion magazines for inspiration? It's not some high-end SkyMall. Hell, buying everything that's advertised during your local news broadcast would cost you a pretty penny.

Oh my god I loved Kid Nation, they need to bring that back. What a show! I wonder what all of those kids are up to now.

If anyone should attempt it, it's Caity and Rich. I'm sure Tom Sawyer Island is a great place to have an affair.

They should just build a massive cruise ship and dock it out in international waters. Problem solved!

Disappointingly (but unsurprisingly), much of the backlash has focused on Willow's behavior or her parents' failure to control her rather than the adult man photographed alongside her.

Deviled egg filling.

I don't think I ever expected to see Sarah Silverman (a) in a ball gown and (b) at the Met Gala. Everyone looks great, but seeing these photos makes me feel like I'm back in high school and getting jealous that everyone is posting pics on MySpace of some super cool party that I wasn't invited to. Someday!

Does FB Purity have any issues for you? I loved using it, but after one of the latest redesigns it got very glitchy and I had to get rid of it.

Is there any reason why Google Maps wouldn't load on Firefox? Since their redesign I have not been able to use it. I've been having to use Bing (which works fine), but it's annoying to not have access to Google's setup.

Why not just buy a Ouija board and roll some dice on it? Use the number and whatever letter/number/word that it lands on.

I'm guessing it'll be a hybrid of Freaks and The Island of Dr Moreau with a little House of 1000 Corpses and Freaked mixed in. If that's right, I don't know if I'd be able to handle it, that genre of horror is a bit too much for me.

It's a shame that the tables in prison are bolted down.

Did you notice the silver Chanel logo on the necklace? Makes it seem legit. I'm dying to know if that's a real piece of jewelry they're going to sell.