You’ve never heard of deadspin?

All mush mouth self-congratulatory quasi-admissions that end with, “yeah, but I still violently love them and their shitbag ‘Mr.’ owner, Nixonian coach, and fancy dipshit dog QB.”

I’m not crying at work, YOU’RE crying at work!

This is touching. I mean, so few of us can really relate to the suffering he’s endured- the pain, the anger.

You’ve really cut to the core of this issue Barry. Today is the day to do something meaningful because damn it, we may not have tomorrow.

How much less could you care?

Since there’s more than one championship game, they decided to call it the National League Championship Series, or NLCS for short.

Great. Now I have to boil a ham.

A Pedro Martinez fastball can't melt steel beams.

We will have two annual Mexican themed drinking days- Cinco de Mayo y Treinta de Agosto, locally known as Muerte de Deditos.

Correction:

Just a reminder of some of the things that have happened since Rae Carruth’s arrest and conviction:

This seems like a perfect segue into a story about the lack of minorities working in NFL front offices.

Black boxes? Cover up? Where is Malaysian Airlines Flight 370?! JET FUEL DOESN’T MELT STEEL BEAMS!

I’m really hoping that you intentionally typed “DicksOutFor” twice. Because that would suggest that there’s already an organization that has their dicks out for the Super Sonics, and you have your dick out for said organization.

Seriously, fuck all the pro-fascist, barely-closeted racist, crybaby fucks that have a problem with this. Fuck all the phonies telling him to stand up and shut up before he makes any more trouble because he already has it good.

No, of course Kaep’s fight isn’t with the military, but since this country in general, and the NFL specifically, likes to conflate patriotism with jingoistic militarism, it was inevitable that this issue would be framed that way.

What pains me about this episode is to see so much ignorance emanating from all corners regarding Kaepernick. I am genuinely convinced that not a single person whining about his protest has actually read what he said. I see endless shitty memes being shared on Facebook and Instagram trying to say he claimed he was…

Dear Veterans who are offended and feel insulted - THIS ISN’T ABOUT YOU. The song doesn’t represent YOU. The flag doesn’t represent YOU. It’s the other way around, actually.