Yeah, I can read and hear all of those things about cookie dough, and it doesn’t matter. I’m still going to eat a considerable amount every time I make cookies. 

(I love that there is another article posted later in the day celebrating Biden passing the LGBTQ legislation).

I wasn’t allowed to celebrate my Jr High School graduation even though I was invited to things arranged by my friends’ parents. My mother (controlling bitch) needed me to babysit for her friend that afternoon instead so that’s how I spent the afternoon of graduation day from JHS. Her excuse was that I should save any…

I really hope that eventually (like, yesterday) Britney figures out that the best revenge is living well. Just let these people go. Stop shitposting on Instagram. It’s not a good look, and it makes her look unstable. Every times she posts about them, she gives them oxygen.

Your reporting on Griner is so bad.

“Then, and this is important: Don’t worry that they will retract the offer simply because you advocate to earn what you’re worth. They have already dedicated resources to vetting and interviewing; they’re not going to pull the plug simply because you negotiate your salary.”

Here is the list in readable form:

Not every moment needs to be “productive.”  Rest and relaxation, in whatever form, are also necessary and valuable.

Ron Howard narration: “The original poster did not know this, and sat for hours with this newfound information.”

You realize there are numerous trade magazines and that not all magazines are vapid, right? 

The real cheddar was the friends we made along the way.

Don’t buy Manuka Honey unless you really need it for medical purposes. The price doesn’t need to be driven up because of trendy foodies.

But, but... how am I supposed to know what a pen or pack of gum is without a giant stock image to go with it?

I love this comment. I wish more people understood how the creation of dishes work.

True, but you end up using a lot of ziplocks that way while also not really improving the net result in a drastic way. 

This. I have a short last name that nonetheless is difficult to pronounce. All you have to do is say, “How should I pronounce your name?” or “Did I say your name correctly?” It’s not difficult. I also tend not to get fussed over when people mispronounce it the first time. They don’t know better. If they don’t bother…

I mean with a name like “Toasts McGhosts” your parents just set you up for failure. I bet everyone just assumes you’re from Scotland.

Yes! She’s so wonderful!

For me, coconut is the smell of vacation. I have such fond memory as a child of going on beach vacations and slathering up with some kind of coconut scented sunscreen that smelling coconut immediately lowers my blood pressure and puts me in a happier place. The taste? Meh, I’m okay with it. I do like a good piña…

I know that anytime anyone asks this question, the answer is invariably “Of course not, you idiot”, but I’ll do it anyways. Am I the only one who loves the smell and taste of coconut, but hates eating it? I absolutely abhor the texture and fibrous nature of coconut, but the flavor is delicious and the aroma…