And poor Don Cheadle’s beside himself. That “dude!” has like six different emotions in it. I know he’s a wonderful actor, but that shit is for real.

He’s obviously so genuinely scared that he’s in big trouble.

To appease the “we can’t erase history!” crowd, we can put these all in a museum which we can call “The Museum of the Wrong Side of History.”

Someone asked for examples, so I posted them in another reply. Folks seem to really like them!

1. Way to miss the point. The point is that you can do one of those 1-3 minute chores that are on the fridge while your Hot Pocket is microwaving.

Umm, why would you need something "by your side at all times" to organize chores that you do at home, much less chores that you may be dividing between two or more people? Even if its just you, how is it easier to pull out your phone (assuming you carry it around in your pocket at home, which I do not) to see what you…