I share my birthday with your mom.

Also Macaulay Culkin.

We have cake and play Trivial Pursuit. It’s nice.

Dan,

Perfect example of why we need to remove the human element and get some ball scuffing robots.

This game is fucking nuts. This series is fucking nuts. People who say baseball can’t be exciting are fucking nuts.

In fairness, I hear that Irvin is great with a pair of scissors, so he might just be trying to drum up some business for his new side gig as a tailor...so, I guess what I’m saying is that Smith should watch out, because he’s gonna get stabbed. Because Michael Irvin stabbed a dude with scissors.

Choke the Raven nevermore.

Yeah! Some rich people moved their businesses around, so fuck Flacco.

Basically the same video game.

Look at the byline...

the witcher 3 is not trash.

Bledsoe may hate it there, but at least it’s a dry hate.

Pro tip: Make hard boiled eggs in your vegetable steamer. The yolk is way nicer that way.

I ran my first marathon this weekend. They would have had to have given the leaders a 2-hour tour of the city in order for me to pass them for the win.

I once caught a decent sized Rainbow Trout fishing with my dad around that age. I was excited and giggling and dad took me back to the campground saying we were going to learn how to properly clean it. Because he was teaching and explaining to a child, his movements were slow and deliberate. As he was showing how to…

this is my husband and I don’t like who he becomes when he is on Jeopardy!

I think we may be reading too much into this. Baltimore just kinda sucks at everything.

The only statue in Baltimore that could use more protection is Joe Flacco.

Ugh, I felt the exact opposite. This is basically a series of short stories about Every MMO Ever Made. As someone who didn’t play the first one and is considering getting this on PC, it tells me nothing about the actual game of Destiny 2.

In my game, that’s where she truly became dickfart