I rock out harder to Beyonce than anything they review on this site.

I miss Lobsters.

I miss Lobsters.

Stay on target.

Stay on target.

Stay on target.

Who, the feminist?

Who, the feminist?

My co-workers in the office are clearly getting agitated that I haven't done any work in a few hours.

My co-workers in the office are clearly getting agitated that I haven't done any work in a few hours.

I think PRODIGY's Fat Of The Land has aged much better than it's given credit for.

I think PRODIGY's Fat Of The Land has aged much better than it's given credit for.

I put more stock into whether or not I think a film is "important" than whether or not I actually like it.

The last 5 star review The Dissolve ever gave out was for the documentary AMY, which seems like an odd metaphorical note to go out on.

Sounds high-fallutin'.

I don't have the patience to read. Every time I say I will, I end up getting drunk on gin and watching The Last Dragon instead.

Parks & Rec > The West Wing

Alright Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.

Doesn't work for me…

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