When I was 22 I was at the Jersey Shore with friends, made the mistake of drinking beer, scotch and eating about a dozen white castle belly bombers. Decided to go for a walk with some friends got about 6 blocks away from the very crowded motel when my stomach started grumbling. Tried to go back to the motel and I got…

Well I wipe my ass sitting but my other question for sitters is how do you wipe? i had this conversation with some co workers a few years back and was ridiculed cause I wipe from back to front. Most of my coworkers were grossed out saying how do I not shit on my balls? My counter was how do not get shit going up your…

Looks like we finally got some decent games, the last few months offering have been kinda shitty...

I’m sorry but a lot of these FAIL!

I downloaded it from the JP servers and I played it for a bit, but what you have said is dead on. I wanna do sidequests, and see what NPCs are saying. I can second guess all the basics but I want the full experience

Wait, you’re just figuring this out now?! You didn’t get that with Tim & Eric’s show, or Off the Air, or the other shows that make you go WTF!

You’ll get a laugh out of this Nobunaga’s Ambition on NES. It’s literally the only game I have left besides Ultima IV.

If I had to nit pick I would talk how they forgot the behemoth transformation in FFXIII to stand on 2 feet when it really became bad as hell

Think that there might be a blu ray release in the future? It looks so good compared to the last time i watched on regular tv

All this proves to me is that you cant cram the time show was off the air to today into a few episodes. They tried to cram everything X-files, conspiracy theory, mythos related into 6 episodes and there was no way to do it. They probably should have picked a single story and made it 6 episodes long.

I gotta agree with you in one sense because I only eat Lobster Bisque one time during the year. That’s when I’m visiting my mother in Maine. That friggin bisque is like a thick paste and the chunks of lobster are fucking huge and the taste is divine. I tried lobster bisque when I was home in NJ and it was a sorry…

(in spanish accent) SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE you got splainin to dooo.....

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... fucking hypocrite

In all the time time I’ve been reading these this is the absolute best! I have never laughed so hard at the way you broke it down. That was classic!

Geoff, ya know this hurts DC’s credibility, ya know just recently rebooting to the New 52. Ya should have at least waited a decade or so...

I think she should be Evil Cat compared to Grumpy Cat. that look she has is like she is just waiting to slash you with her claws.

It makes me wanna go back and play this so bad, but then i think about none of my friends play it anymore and how much of a pain in the ass it is to get a group for anything, and i just say fuck it and move on...

I spent countless hours playing those games on my NES, my favorite though was Nobunaga’s Ambition. I also really enjoyed Bandit Kings Of Ancient China. I remember spending hours before the game ever started rerolling for near perfect stats for my char.

WB should leave it alone, they are fuckin with peoples childhood faves, I saw the Flintsones and Scooby Doo and though WTF is this abomination? Mixing Johnny Quest with other comics? No Thanks I’ll pass on it all.

That is an excellent overview stating exactly what was wrong with the episode. I still loved it but they tried to cram everything that has happend since I want to believe up to today. Also though FOX is to blame to because giving them only 6 episodes really is nothing when you have such a huge backstory with so many…