Tom was on the right track with the Land Cruiser, he just didn’t go far enough. The only real answer here is Lexus LX470. A Land Cruiser brought up to luxury-car standards. Just as capable as the Toyota, but with a nicer interior. Perfect for comfortable cruising, and it won’t even notice a snowy driveway.

Ah, the infamous “dogleg first”. Such a logical arrangement, I always wanted a car with this shift pattern, but there aren’t many out there.

I assume that squirt at the end is from the Tesla driver wetting themselves.

One of the best parts of driver’s ed with the Porsche club is watching all the Boxsters slow for a corner, wings retracting, then extending again as they accelerate away.

Let’s just hope they didn’t convert the drivetrain to 2x4 drive.

90/10 weight distribution FTW!....not.

Drop a Coyote motor in one for some stranger danger!

“Ewww, Mother-unit, this one’s ORGANIC!”

Yep, I commute on the PA turnpike, and regularly fall in with a crowd doing 85-90. Everybody keeps barely a car length apart (because otherwise some idiot doing 72 will want to pull in front of you because he can’t stand being stuck behind someone doing 70) and everything works out just fine. Drives me crazy when I…

Not sure if it qualifies as a “regular road” when it’s being used as a rally stage. At least, I’d hope they cordoned it off and made it off-limits for regular driving while the rally was in progress. Whoever parked there was probably doing it illegally, which will make the insurance call just a little more tense than…

Driver: Fuck my life.

I actually thought the CLA was pretty sharp-looking. I shopped one when I was buying my last car, but I noped out as soon as I saw the (lack of) back seat legroom. Still think it’s a cute car, but I needed something that would seat at least three comfortably.

How about the fact that Genesis’ parent company Hyundai is ranked “below average”? What did they do, suck all the good out of their other cars and pump it into the Genesis models?

He should just get one of those insulin pumps rigged up to dose him with tetanus booster every twelve hours or so.

After your first is born, you’ll be lucky to get three hours of sleep, let alone 30.

Gives me flashbacks to my late unlamented ‘85 Buick Skyhawk.

I’ll bet most people who have a $200K car and kids works hard.

Wrong model, what he really should get is a Mangusta:

Or you could, you know, get a good job and work hard.

Only six figures? Peasant.