Good to see that YouTube is still the bush league of entertainment, 11 years running. Remember when this was the future of entertainment? What a joke.

It’s a brand of boner pills

It’s a brand of boner pills

Facebook always devising new methods to make the experience of using Facebook juuuuust a little worse than before. Impressed with their tenacity.

Awesome that you value your air conditioning vent’s aesthetics over the safety of you and others.

That was a phishing campaign. Had nothing to do with security. Come on, you’re better than this.

Not really interested in faking my steps, but I’d definitely be interested in a roundup of places that reward you for those steps. I had no idea about Walgreens. Maybe a story idea after evil week?

Univision’d

YAHOO FUCKING PIPES

A $650 phone is not for everyone. Holy shit.

My goodness, you Samsung wackadoos are so adorable. Poor things.

I did this two years ago. It was a little weird then. Now it’d be weird for me to sit down and watch an NFL game, Super Bowl big game excepted. It’s a boring, unlikable league and I don’t miss it at all.

Rounded. I get it. I get jokes.

I know we told you to do something, but someone said to not do it so CEASE DOING SO IMMEDIATELY

“Tile and the newer Tile Slim continue to be the coolest way to find your lost stuff.”

“Tile and the newer Tile Slim continue to be the coolest way to find your lost stuff.”

Aw. I loved the weird wood look and radio dial sound effects and buttons. I’m sad we’ve lost the ability to have fun with software design. At least the bear still digs the tunnel. Hopefully that’s not too whimsical for people to handle.

Oh my god, who fucking cares.

Oh my god, who fucking cares.

Oh man, the high fives you must be getting today. Oh man!!

Bloat bloat bloat. Shame YouTube can’t just stick to what it’s good at.

Enjoyment: What’s the point of that?!

Fun is for children. I am srs business adult.