Just checking, you do realize he directed Pee Wee's Big Adventure?

Ewokese is more or less based on Kalmyk, a language related to Mongolian. They plied an old Kalmyk woman with vodka, got her to tell some stories and sing some songs in her language, and then mimicked that.

It might be racist calling the Haya language (an actual language spoken in Tanzania, used in Return of the Jedi for Lando's co-pilot Nien Nunb) "gibberish".

The only reason to lie about something is because you care what someone else thinks. That's not Toph's style.

Except it explains the entire temporal paradox. They included that speech because otherwise you have this circular thing where human descendants create the wormhole to save their ancestors who would have died out without their intervention. It's the love between parent and child, between ancestor and descendant, that…

You WHIMPERING WORM!!!

That's pretty dramatic!

"You don't have to be smart to laugh at farts, but you have to be stupid not to." - Louis C.K.

Miscast lead didn't help, either.

Doesn't that happen in A Fighting Man of Mars?

The Mastermind of Mars is the best book, and only has a brief cameo from John Carter. Plus it has one of those things in the image above with half a human* brain inserted into its skull.

Counterexample: Prometheus.

Hmp. I'm not personally a big fan of Close Encounters. It's very well-crafted and has great atmosphere, but it's also a celebration of someone deserting their children. Not cool.

Very nice. :D

Not with Jan Hooks dying, it isn't.

Looks kinda cool! Brad Bird's been reliable so far, right?

Yes, he designed and co-wrote The Fantastic Planet (La Planéte Sauvage), for one.

Oldman was probably closest to Stoker.

Zinskaro (a Georgian folk song) is the song played over the plague party, not over the mummies.

FUEGO MALO!