Nearby a gaggle of white girls walked out of the mall with fifteen thousand dollars worth of stolen makeup.

Personally—I’m on the side of the nay, even though I’ve gone to our local “Pour” a few times.

Gawker’s relationship to and with Amazon is one of the most bizarre things ever.

What a click-baithish headline ... and don’t forget to to go over to Kinja Deals so Gizmodo can make money from Amazon referrals.

Once again, another Blockbuster style Mega-anouncement event featuring basic product refreshers that could have been done just as well with a simple press release.

For every woman who speaks out, like Ms. Ellis, there has to be many, many more who don’t feel that they have any options.

Counterpoint: I’m not paying $20 for two eggs and a piece of toast when I’m on a per diem. I'll wake up on time like an adult and go get something healthy and cheap.

In theory, you have instant tabulation and elimination of issues like hanging chads, crossed out entires and half-filled circles.

Why do you have to announce your Aunt is “ugly”?  Are you insecure about your self? Let’s see how you manage old age with that attitude.

who dressed as characters from the cult classic Napoleon Dynamite (A “cult classic” is a film that made no money because only white people think it is interesting).

And keep in mind that air travel already dehydrates you like shit. Drinking alcohol only additionally contributes to this. Your chance of a massive headache increase, as does the chance that next time you poop it’ll be 2 days later and you’ll feel like you’re giving birth.

“Officers determined that the gun Wayne was flashing was actually a BB gun and found that the two people who appeared with Wayne in synchronized black skull t-shirts did not break any laws besides a few fashion rules.”

No one, and I do mean no one, will get into a self driving car if there is a chance that car will decide that the people in the car are of less value than say a group of people in the street.

Wisconsin is not on the list because of the cost. Ask anyone who live on the Illinois/Wisconsin border which side they purchase beer on. Now if you want to talk volume? 

Yeah, a quick search will reveal lots of unbuckled kids hitting the ceiling of buses when they hit a bump. Also a kid getting dragged 100 feet because her backpack got caught in the door, and kids yelling at their drunk school bus driver, and kids getting hit by school buses.

This is Florida; if this is the weirdest and most dangerous thing those kids will face everyday, then that is still putting one in the win column.

If I can throw away money on some dud lotto tickets, I can give this man double for being a hero. That’s what he is. Boarding up abandoned homes, painting them, starting a community garden, teaching kids... I WISH he was my neighbor. God bless him.

That the ISPs are suing over the states attempts to regulate net neutrality says something about how these companies plan to screw us over as soon as they are sure they have a clear window. 

Ordinarily, my instinct would be to deny anyone who uses the term “snowflake,” but this substitution is truly bullshit. Asking for substitutions in a soup or stew is some next-level lousy customering.

#NotALawyer, but if i’m reading this right, all Vermont’s law says is that they won’t dole out state contracts to ISP’s who don’t uphold Net Neutrality standards. It’s not saying ISP’s need to deliver Net Neutrality service to Vermontians.