Look, some of us have bad hair and wear turtlenecks! Or, as we call them, tacktlenecks! For tactical reasons! Signed, a scientist with bad hair and wearing a black turtleneck. (but seriously if I had access to her kind of $ I would pay a teenager to do my hair and pick out my clothes, teens are so stylish you guys!).

If she just went and baked a cake okay, that’s processing it. But posting a comment that has no substance besides stating “I’m going to ignore this to talk about my cake” is performative and gross. It’s wanting “likes” for talking about yourself.

“It’s very rare that someone is involved in a homicide case with someone they just had a baby with. It’s very early to make a conclusion as to what the cause, intent, motive and facts were to this unfortunate tragedy.”

Margaret Atwood.

This is very solid trolling. Well done.

So men participate in all sorts of dishonest and corrupt business practices and jeopardize lives too, but she’s the one who walks away empty handed?

Except she’s probably just a millionaire, missing that last comma. Sad!

“paid up to $35,000 for seminars to learn about the billionaire’s real estate investment strategies”

There’s always drama in the banana stand.