that was remarkably dignified.

I hope this true but I won’t be surprised if he’s back to moderating a subreddit in a few years

Annnnd here is the contact information for the hon. Judge Gary J. Gilman, if you would care to voice your displeasure at his less than judicious ruling to allow a violent criminal who posed an active danger to another person free:

Why is everyone making a big deal about the money? She won it fairly. Also, who do you think participates in horse racing and horse shows? RICH PEOPLE. This isn’t like picking up a sport at the local Boys and Girls Club. You have to have a lot of money to be involved in this, which is why a lot of European and Saudi…

We need to be strong enough to fight it off.

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

I feel like she is genuinely saying all of these things from a place of love and not in a humblebrag way whatsoever. Seriously. She just seems like one of the best humans to ever grace this earth.

I’m not a Dollyologist by any stretch of the imagination, so maybe someone can speak to this more specifically and not based on gossip, but I have been reading for years, decades even, that Dolly herself is a closeted lesbian. Which, if true, adds a whole other layer of hmm to her comments above.

I’m sorry; I can’t. My body will not physically allow me to move. I’m lucky if I can pee if there’s someone in the same room. And heaven forbid if my body doesn’t shut down entirely, I will rattle the sanitary box and TP holder just to create a very credible distraction.

A friend of mine who is very thin had a baby, gained 40 lbs and walked out of the hospital wearing her size 2 pre-pregnancy pants. Within 2 weeks you never would have guessed she was pregnant and her heavily tattooed midsection, ribs and sides didn’t look distorted at all. They just popped right back into place as if…

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*Chyna’s Chinese China. Adjective form lol

Full disclosure: I own Simply Divine: A Guide to Easy, Elegant, and Affordable Entertaining by my beloved LVP.

Streganona Jones

Anything involving Tori Spelling is guaranteed gold.

I can’t believe 2016 is a real year that we’re all living through.

isnt that the plot of ‘election’ ?

“I have access to a car, but it would be poor judgement to drive that car when I could use public transportation!” Is essentially what you just said.

I named a doll Jeffery. Big mistake because soon after Jeffery Dahmer was arrested. My dad started calling poor Jeffery, Chop-Chop.

My brother’s name is Jeffrey. I call him that instead of Jeff when he displeases me, which is almost always.