This color. Tho you may have given me an idea for an etsy store...

I’m 31 now, and I remember having a conversation with a college friend when we were both 25. She was like, “do you remember being a kid and thinking that 25 was SO OLD, and that you would DEFINITELY have all your shit together by then? Like, 100% solid career track, white picket fence house, dog, husband, etc.”

Speaking of funerals, I used to request “funeral potluck” items for donations when I ran the kitchen at the drop in centre. Being an impoverished community, many couldn’t afford the wakes. So they’d call our pastor, who’d get in touch with me. I’d provide a frozen turkey, a big can of coffee, tea, sugar, powdered…

Eh, I wouldn’t worry about it. I always offer to bring something to functions because it’s polite. If it’s a big get together, like more than 30 people, I think it’s not very fair to ask guests to bring food for that many. Idk I mean if someone invites me over and is giving me some kind of food or booze i feel like…

Oh no! You must cancel because a cranky writer in the Internet says they are bad. But I say potlucks are great. And why not put some stress off the host? You are a busy person, no doubt, and it is your birthday. Friends should lend a hand.

Ahh, pink. Is there any lady-related problem that it won’t solve? Trump should try being pink instead of orange to carry the lady vote.

I always make sure that I wipe the tip of the applicators off really well. I also use a weird mirror trick where I hold the mirror down by my chin and tilt it up so I’m looking at my lashes from the underside and apply it that way. It basically forces your eyes half-closed and makes it easier to apply, especially if…

I always make sure that I wipe the tip of the applicators off really well. I also use a weird mirror trick where I…

Full n Soft is AMAZEBALLS. I have no idea why it doesn’t have the cult following of the pink and green stuff.

Full n Soft is AMAZEBALLS. I have no idea why it doesn’t have the cult following of the pink and green stuff.

Have you every been tested for Hashimoto. They told me colitis, too. Turns out it’s Hashimotos and for me gluten and soy are triggers.

If you want to stick to maybelline, then I definitely recommend the lash discovery. The brush is so tiny so it doesn’t get a lot of product but it separates lashes really well. It’s basically a little heavier than a primer.

If you want to stick to maybelline, then I definitely recommend the lash discovery. The brush is so tiny so it…

A million-dollar idea!

Full n soft is, in my opinion, better than great lash. It’s actually soft and doesn’t clump and gives good volume. The lash discovery is also good for just a little lash enhancement.

Full n soft is, in my opinion, better than great lash. It’s actually soft and doesn’t clump and gives good volume.…

Everyone on Jez seems to love this show. I’ve watched it, and I don’t get it.

Lots of European countries do. Probably because they take a nice late-afternoon siesta and fill up on antipasta.

The Nick JonasTown Massacre

I didn’t like most kids when I was one of them, I don’t see why growing up would change that.

Every other kid except your own is a jackass. Your own is too sometimes.

Yes and then when I am an old grandma I will be able to say I have “the gout,” like my aunts and uncles spoke about.

Yeah, it’s really hard to find things for her to eat. But ideally if the diet makes you feel better, you could start to slowly incorporate things back in to figure out the real culprit.

I’m glad it looks like we’re not working!