Fucking Yoko. “...the first step to help the world improve is to love oneself.”
Right? I didn't know either! But she wanted everyone to hold their phones up for one song (it looked really cool) and that was the moment I realized I had no clue.
Probably the same way I’ve had my phone for four years and didn’t know how to put the flashlight thingy on until a friend showed me at the Adele concert last week.
This needs more stars!
Thank you. I did 12 years active duty and decided that was enough. No chances of deploying again.
My Wife stopped watching the news before I deployed to Iraq. It gave her anxiety because of me leaving and all the news reports coming out of there. I don’t watch it much anymore either. Too many opinions, not enough news.
Yes! But only some times, when he’s making poor life decisions.
Can Karen Walker be our President? #JustJackVP
This woman is adorably bananas and I love her. I wish there were more people with her spirit.
That’s why I like to grab my tit, shake it, and say “Say hello to the man”.
Chelsea
wait until she finds out that some Hispanic Americans dont speak Spanish at all!
Did he really say that? But that’s like...all the policy. I’m going to tell my next boyfriend that I’ll handle all the chores, as long as he takes care of the ones inside and outside the house.
According to her lawyers, Rosner felt that another instructor could assume responsibilities over the Spanish-teaching portion of the class, while she would focus on reading and writing.
I’ve long felt that one of the key ways to be a “pro life” democrat is to focus on things like:
Yeah no. Abortion on demand, for any reason. That's the only way women will have true parity with men. Fuck these guys.
The fans scare me more than anything. I believe it was on Jezebel that they chronicled going to a live show for some Youtube folk. It was then that I realized that this new world order has left me behind.