Among my acquaintances, there seems to be a line drawn between the 70s and 80s generations. If you were born in the 70s, you likely rode bikes all over your neighborhood unattended. If you were born in the 80s, you likely were taught to fear everything. It’s like the Cold War ended and society had to find a new…

Look at those nails though. It could kill you. Maybe it just won’t. Hopefully. Glass half full. Glass half full.

So I actually hate this show because I don’t really need my entertainment to give me any additional anxiety, BUT - as a gay woman and an old, my heart warms every time I see a gay family depicted in media and that’s not the plot. So my heart just grew a little and I’m positive my wife will watch this (she always…

So we tried Blue Apron a year ago. Here’s why: grocery shopping with a one-year-old sucks.

Rihanna: That’s the dress.

Hahaha. I’ve been married too long to have ever had a Grindr or Tinder profile (ps. does Grindr even allow ladies??) but for women, I could always tell she wasn’t my type if she referenced poetry or played a whole jd lang album.

You should meet more lesbians! There are definitely more than two types. For instance, I’m a classic Lipstick which makes a lot of the women who are interested in me assume I came out later in life, have a ton of history with men, and want to show me how delicate and trusting they can be.

The Tenderman is also so many lesbians I’ve known.

I feel like this can all be traced back to the ‘hot coffee’ lawsuit of the ‘90s. Which, even that, what highly scrutinized when it shouldn’t have been.

Yes. That poor woman.

Im sorry. I don’t mean to bum everyone out. That’s just where my brain goes when I hear about people bringing lawsuits in cases of serious injury. It’s just always stuck with me.

Money grab is a hard accusation to fling at someone who’s just lost her spouse. Also, consider this: when someone dies as the result of an auto (or other type) of accident, insurance companies often file suit on behalf of the victim. When I was a kid, a teenage boy was on a church trip which involved a hayride and was…

Eh, maybe I’m just a plain drunk, but I’d still drink the hell out of Arbor Mist. Is it my favorite? Nerp. But there’s a level of fun in drinking garbage alcohol (Arbor Mist, malt beverages like Smirnoff Ice, etc) that makes me nostalgic for my pre-legit ID days, so I’ve been known to throw a box of that super cheap…

White Zin is for rosé what Beaujolais Nouveau is for Beaujolais. It has its time and place and its time is a holiday during which we’ve all collectively agreed to get as smashed as possible for as cheap as possible. It’s just that White Zin was allowed outside of those occasions by people (women?) who delighted in the…

Sure. Ice in wine says “I’m both impatient and unprepared” and I mind neither statement about my drinking habits.

See? You’ve got better shit on the way.

I don’t know now you, so I don’t know if you’re an ass. But I do think it’s a pretty fucked up thought to have. I’m not anti-consumerism, per se, but I don’t love living in a world in which our second thoughts, upon learning of someone else’s loss of life, are about how how it will inconvenience us slightly. My second…

Thank you.

I absolutely did not tell anyone how they will feel about anything. My comment was to the underlying implications of the original statement.

Hahaha. Nice. Also, totally read that handle as “Boob Zombie”, which (I feel) is just an indication of my own priorities in life.