SHARKS FOR EVERYONE!!!

We don’t do anything really fancy with savings. We have three major savings accounts (not counting our kid’s college plan): my 401(k) through work which is 80% vested, wife’s 401(k) through work which is fully vested, and our traditional savings account that’s tied to our checking account. Full disclosure: my wife is…

Wait. THAT’S what they were doing in the car?!?!

I’m 30. I have a moderately successful career, own a home in a nice neighborhood and very little debt (even my mortgage is really low). My hair is 50% grey. I buy art from galleries. I have an extensive collection of good wine and a fully stocked bar that doesn’t get drained every weekend. I’m married to someone who…

The part about paper plates made from fallen leaves murdered me. - Teri’s Ghost

Thank you, thank you, thank you!!

Thank you, thank you, thank you!!

Do they make massive messes when you put them on? With the new GL applicator, I end up with specks of brown-black all over my hands. And I swear, I’m not a newbie at this. I also really like a very subtle lash. I’m blonde, so I just need the color not necessarily a big volume lash for everyday wear. As much as I’d…

Do they make massive messes when you put them on? With the new GL applicator, I end up with specks of brown-black…

Or a potential DCS case. Either way, it would solve the problem of having to come into contact with other kids.

After a decade of loyalty to the green and pink mascara, I made a stupid decision to start using an organic mascara a few years ago. When I finally crawled off my soap box, I politely asked “Great Lash” to take me back and discovered they’d changed their wands. The new wand is chunky and messy. I’m so bummed. But…

After a decade of loyalty to the green and pink mascara, I made a stupid decision to start using an organic mascara…

I actually have a kid and I still feel terribly uncomfortable around all the other ones. Pick-ups at daycare are BRUTAL. I wish they had a drive-thru window.

Agreed. Delaying a diagnosis is the worst possible thing for anyone with any sort of health concern. I don't recommend it to others.

I feel like if I had the sort of self-control it would take to maintain this diet, I probably wouldn’t be in this predicament in the first place. My current diet would most aptly be described as “The Gout Diet”.

Thanks for the tip! I also just cried a little when I googled “FODMAP”.

I both love and hate you. You see, I’ve been having the same issues since my mid-twenties. At the time, I had all sorts of GI tests and my doctors could only determine that I had microscopic colitis, the cause of which was unknown. They gave me pills and sent me on my way, as if that were an actual diagnosis and not a…

No. THEY’RE CLEARLY THE SAME PERSON. Am I the only one who sees that!?!?

I thought the same thing at first. Listen to her episode of the WTF podcast. Close to the beginning, she addresses that. She says that she’d said he would be “great for us” but by “us” she meant comedians. Like, it would make for great comedy. She was really upset that her words got twisted in the headline so that it…

This!

“Sure she’s weird and screwed up emotionally. So are a lot of trans people, but we don’t throw them in jail any more.”

“Claude Money”. It's gotta be a typo, but I love it nonetheless.

I like Kenan. His smile makes me swoon. He’s having fun and it shows. Everyone hated on Jimmy Fallon for breaking all of the time, but I always found it endearing. Like, you have everyone’s dream job so it’s nice to see that you’re actually enjoying it.