My first thought was “But the enemy’s gate is down.” :)

So far it’s pretty good...although part of me is a little miffed at the transparent cash grab that is “Oh, you need X character to unlock this”...meaning, go buy another character pack.

Last week my Russian friend insisted he was going to take all the rolls home “for later” after like twelve of us had lunch. All I could do was yell “He save bread!” and no one got it. BUT YOU GUYS WILL.

When I was in high school, I worked in a pizza place. One winter, they decided to add ribs to their menu and they were so fucking popular, we sold out every single weekend night. I was working on Superbowl Sunday one year, and we were crazy busy (as you are); I was responsible for pulling, cutting, and boxing items…

Who can build a 6-story tall mech suit and nobody notice?

I’ve been working on some superhero fiction on my blog. Haven’t been at it long. So far, there’s one complete story about a little girl who can change the activation energy of chemical reactions (in other words, she’s pyrokinetic), and an almost-finished story about a girl who can alter the value of pi.

Why is the big bang considered a viable theory, again? “

When giving some projections to my boss for next quarter, I am going to look for a way to use this part of your sentence: “they extrude a material that’s stronger than steel from their butts.”

Plus, WHEN you see spiders, they aren’t there just to hang out. Sure as shit, you have an insect problem and they’re there to deal justice.

It’s because we all realize that we could end up going thru some of that crazy mist, and wind up being hunted by the baddest predators in all of smallness...

I don’t like touching ‘em (insta heebeejeebees) but I think spiders are cute and go out of my way to protect them whenever I encounter one. I think their success is inspirational, their history is fascinating and their webs are one of the wonders of the natural world.

Okay I LOLed. :D

I just sang that in my head to the tune of the Friendship is magic theme.

Gosh dang nibbit! You let one nerdy girl into your secret lab, and she goes out and reports out your top 10 end of the world projects! I had high hopes for the Bearungus too.

Algaents. Half algae, half ant. Within 30 days of introduction they become 40% of the biomass of the planet.

The worst part would be the kids throwing them into the air.

What could be worse than the irukandjilion? Nothing, that’s what.