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I recently saw a great analogy to explain this...

Tennessee’s response (and Tennesseans’ responses) have been, frankly, abysmal. The governor only issued a state-wide stay-at-home order as of this Monday - and that “urged” Tennesseans to stay inside, rather than ordering it, because our governor believes in freedom and in the ability of Tennesseans to make good

Jason Mendoza? Is that you?

Pun intended? Pun even caught by anyone else?

My parents had four kids, never left one in the car.
Fifth kid, they left in the car. I found him after just a few minutes because my mom sent me back out to get her purse, so fortunately, he was fine.
Statistically speaking, given the profusion of examples even in these comments, these near misses HAVE to be a common

I desperately wish this was Reddit so I could downvote this.

Maybe Rachel could even show up as a Dream Ghost for Liv, or something. And I can’t get enough of Donna Lynne Chapman, so that would be AWESOME.

I understand that, I was just using it as an example of a brain changing the very format of the show, along with Liv’s behavior.

I just came up with this idea, but I now desperately want it.
The big shift in format this 2 parter brought - specifically, the addition of cheesy voice-over - got me hankering for an iZombie musical episode more than ever, and the perfect way for them to pull that off would be for Liv to eat Rachel Bloom’s brain.

No, Jason is in no way self-aware enough to recognize when he’s being petty. If he even knows the word.

The simple fact that this show includes an organization called the Citadel of Ricks head jumped it from “sounds interesting” to “must binge-watch tonight.”

A few nights ago, one of my Papa Johns co-workers fell down as he was about to put a pizza in the oven. Amazingly, he still got the pizza into the oven even as he was falling down. It was pretty remarkable.

So there’s this white woman who pretended to be black so she could be a NAACP leader. It seems fundamentally inconsistent that American culture celebrates when men call themselves women, but freaks out when whites call themselves black.