A few nights ago, one of my Papa Johns co-workers fell down as he was about to put a pizza in the oven. Amazingly, he still got the pizza into the oven even as he was falling down. It was pretty remarkable.

So there’s this white woman who pretended to be black so she could be a NAACP leader. It seems fundamentally inconsistent that American culture celebrates when men call themselves women, but freaks out when whites call themselves black.