That’s not even pass interference

It would have been, if there were, but hazelnut is not among the ingredients.

Yes. He wasn't drunk. Just sounded like he was doing the commentary from the end of the VFW bar.

Dude. He was great. Bernie Kosar did preseason for the Browns for a while and could do the same thing.

Paris, as well. Virtually all card readers are handheld and brought to the table.

Let’s hear it for that ref. That was absolutely the right call and he enforced the rules in the final seconds. Nicely done.

Isn’t it always right now?

Dammit, Grandma, I spend all that time teaching you the computer and then you write stupid shit like this.

I know it’s been weeks since this posted, but really?

I think there is a moment of “crap!” hand gesture, there. But 2 points for his ability improvise and handle it so quickly. Especially because, as a flat-earther, thinking quick isn’t always one of his strong suits.

Though he has recently claim that he is now convinced of Earth's roundness, I think there are still…

The thing I love about all of this is the train wreck of Dorsey not being given the opportunity to hire his own staff this year. Since then Dorsey has worked to make sure that the team can’t succeed.

Josh Gordon, who would want him? He’s gone
Steady if unspectacular production from a running back? He’s gone.

Any…

You are exactly right.

Because: PEANUT BUTTER

there’s a better deal at Costco, and you can easily return any unopened boxes, so you do not end up eating more than 29 leftover candy bars.

there’s a better deal at Costco, and you can easily return any unopened boxes, so you do not end up eating more than…

Well, what does Rita Moreno say?

Exactly this. I like them, but they are a terrible candy to give out. Especially now, with the increase in allergies, but they were always a niche product.

Sure. Matthews and Tavares are impressive and the way the top 6 don’t contribute a ton on defense, saving their energy to tie it back up is fun, but the real way you know that you should just let the ridiculousness of the Early Season Leafs wash over you is Hainsey’s Empty-Netter from last night. When that goes in,…

It needs the theater. Without the magic, reason-dampening effect of a theater, I think this movie will melt into a miasma of idiocy and mediocrity.

5 minutes after I left, a million stupid things leaped out at me. But for the time I was at the theater, it was a good time.

These are all better than how my dad did it; by making all joy disappear wherever he came home.

This will make his sudden but inevitable betrayal so much more soap opera like, “As the World Turns”

If, as a country, we can’t recognize that the Democrats have real problems being representative of the political left in the country, while also agreeing that compromising on nationwide candidates might be necessary, we are going to continue to be as fucked as we are right now. If both parties remain so precious that…