Dammit. They got to him.

This will all end in chaos and tears. Stop the madness.

After watching the over-the-top reaction to one, impressive win by Baker Mayfield. I feel as a Browns fan, we have gotten all the success we deserve.

I can relate. I once lost a sub card only three subs in.

I don’t think you can Trace this one back to the quarterback.

“I asked God what to call and he sent down that play. After we ran it I asked God why we called that play, he turned to his left and said, ‘Woody? Why did we call that play?’”

And yet, they would be allowed to show the human carnage that is Manchester United? 

I get what C.C. Is going through. I was once in a very similar situation, except every single detail was different.

I didn’t get ejected, though. Also, I didn’t get a $500,000 bonus. That’s the similarity.

They just hired him, so they could crush the “Castle Rock” writers at the company picnic

I am judging the company who is accepting free labor.

This isn’t a user enthusiast group. This isn’t selling a clothing line, this is asking people to perform orientation for a new car. If they don’t want to set-up the employees for a tiny bit of work, than contract a temp agency. It’s why they exist.

Also, volunteers…

I know this isn’t the most sensitive response to two men’s struggles, but:

LOL

I think this is a problem best solved all at once.

Find a good seafood restaurant and get a Lobster Roll, Try it while trying Titanic.

Titanic isn’t a good movie, but it is a bad movie on AMAZING sets.

A hot dog is not a sandwich. A sandwich is only the typical presentation of a hot dog.

Simply because it is typically seen in a bread jacket doesn’t mean that it loses its identity. What the hell? Is the bun simply a daughter from the Bible. It deserves mentioned. If a Hot Dog sandwich is what you want then order a…

Naturally. The internet has, once again, led to a congenial consensus.

So, the argument is that rather than being a badge of elitist, exclusionary cuisine, the Club sandwich is the product of cultural appropriation? How blisteringly awful it must have been when the kitchen help saw credit for their peasant dish being given to their employers. What was once gloriously cobbled together…

Well, I think we can certainly agree to drop ketchup. After all, the internet is the last bastian of civility, and if we have moved past hot dogs, we might as well move past ketchup.

Even if you serve ketchup with a grilled cheese (still, terrible as a taste, but maybe it is a lovely garnish). It is still too strongly a sandwich to be considered anything else. 2 of three rules would still apply.

Grilled Cheese: absolutely a sandwich. Top and bottom, ketchup is awful on them, Its arrival after the offer of a sandwich would be greeted with joy and songs of praise for the chef.

I feel that the definition of anything between two outer layers of bread is overly broad and useless. If a sandwich is offered to me and a burger, gyro, or hot dog is given, that person going to hell.

Hoagie shop is a sandwich shop, a burger joint is not a sandwich shop. A hot dog hut, vendor, or stall is not a…

I love the “NEVER FORGET, they made a Sexy Eleven costume” vibe of this post