If someone offered me a sandwich and brought me a hoagie..., I would think “oh, look, a sandwich”

Until the sun went down and came up again. When it reached noon, pistols on the center strip of town would settle the argument.

1. I tell that to every gyro I have ( “I love you, you’re beautiful, you’re not a sandwich”)

Absolutely. The ketchup rule and the wow I want to punch that smart-ass rule would still apply

1. Hot dogs have bread on the left and right, not the top and bottom.

Chop it up, add cream cheese, green onions, blue cheese and hot sauce (and barbecue sauce if you like). Heat it in an oven for chicken dip. Especially good now that family stops by for football on Sundays.

Because if the Patriots want your guy, you need to but trade him and figure out why your team is not getting that out of the guy.

I worked for a while getting a good mix of crushed graham crackers to cut with flour so that the crepe itself had the taste of graham cracker and then the filling was a good dark chocolate and mini marshmallows and just a bit of coarse salt.

So good.

Josh Gordon for Antonio Brown!

The team who brings in Gordon would protect itself by a provisional trade pick that falls to a 6th if he is suspended.

If he stays on the team, he improves any team’s receiving core. It’s idiotic that the Browns are looking to trade him or cut him. The league will take of a suspension if needed. And the upside if he…

Only the victims you choose get believed? That’s so messed up.

As long as the trading partner is guard against Gordon’s suspension, he makes sense for almost anyone. 

The cops don't like bent legs.

There is something so horribly creepy about than Van Gogh one, that Splinter is now suspended from my computer for a day or so.

I have to watch Pink Flamingos now to get rid of that image.

The game was comically terrible and the refs were a big part of that. But both quarterbacks put their worst feet forward, too.

Well, the refs thought, it can’t be a defensive stop, this is Cleveland.

You’ll be right in the long run. There was a cute time in history where people thought the RG3 trade had worked in Washington’s favor.

Not a whole bunch. The sodium in each is pretty rough. So, that’s the biggest issue. The OP isn’t about salad, but pizza. The thing that’s loaded with carbs on a pizza is the dough.

The dried cranberries have a lot of sugar, but a pretty decent amount of fiber to mitigate it. The problem with dried cranberries is the…

I think this might be the thing that finally frees my Sundays.

Because carbs cause heart attacks. Dietary cholesterol doesn’t do anything to body cholesterol. Because dietary guidelines were comically wrong for years and years.