I assume that the mid-term grades just came out and weren’t up to snuff. The on-field stuff didn’t really matter.

Dear God,

Applebee’s has lowered the bar set by their food.

To be fair, I said it couldn’t be done. This might be my fault.

clean as fuck

Yeah. The reporting should be dry and horrible. Like smarties

I don’t know that the USMNT has the players to win against Mexico, but I think they might.

I feel more sure that Klinsmann isn’t getting the best out of his players.

Last night was horrible and further proof that Klinsmann isn’t succeding.

Every time Old Man Donovan speaks up, I want to double down on Klinsmann just to…

Searching for quotes for my wife’s capstone class, I ended up buying a subscription to Playboy’s archive service and I was reminded and amazed at the level of article in the past.

I think there was a strong positive correlation between the quality of journalism in Playboy with the amount of pubic hair on its models.

Glorious Psychosis. Black as my heart and twice as bitter.

Because you can be fired for being drunk, but not for being a drunk.

I hate to see it happen to someone seeking treatment, but sometimes the thing that pushes you to treatment means you have to go away.

I had heard tell that 7 ate 9.

But, in this case, 7 also got a heaping pile of ligrandol

MeNace 2 society

Hormel gets a pass for a lot of things because they have the greatest corporate museum ever. Also, World War II.

Straight, white, guy here and I love affirmative action for school entry.

Affirmative action can, and does, give credit to those who have to work harder than I ever had to to achieve what readiness they can for school. To deny affirmative action is to pretend that all youth start from an equal position and are given…

Can’t we have both?

That just looks misspelled.

First, UMass, then UCONN.

I bet the Ivies are upset to let this much fuckery slip to his safety schools.

I think this is absolutely the highlight of the story today:

ALSO, the caption is not just wrong in the language chosen. It’s central FACT is wrong. While MILLIONS of slaves came to the New World from Africa, only hundreds of thousands - less than half a million Africans - came to North America. The millions of slaves in the Southern United States were native-born.

Damn. Matt Williams must be a great manager.

Also, action movie points for unnecessary nudity in the opening scene.

My favorite Statham movie.

My farts don’t smell like that normally.