You’d think they would at least avoid this topic or, at the very least, not feign some moral superiority.  Face it, we are all owned by the corporate machine and owe our soul to the company store.

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You are supposed to be outraged!!! Now I’m outraged that you’re not outraged!! 

Like typing out a moan fest about peasants picking coffee beans while sitting in a Starbucks sucking in the WiFi and sipping on latte. Also, how dare that minimum wage fuck get my name wrong on the cup!

All capitalist companies suck!! Hold on my iPad or my Apple watch is making some funky noise. Can’t tell which it is. Oh, nope it was Alexa. Sorry, where were we??

How dare you come in here with facts. Be gone, factually correct fowl demon!

I didn’t really see anything good on sale, so... down with Amazon!!

That’s a good political slogan.  Someone should run on that.  Oh wait....

He was.  The DNC completely railroaded the poor guy.

I’m sure people are watching the shit show in Hong Kong right now and scared to do anything.

Tell ‘em BO.

Old white guy fights with old white guy over U.S. presidency.  News at 11.

Sorry, I live in the South, and although you can’t blame the pit by itself, there are plenty of worthless people down here to give it that dangerous moniker. Call it racism, or whatever you want. I don’t care.

Just keep it between us.

Aesthetic?  It looks like trash.

Well, if you were just putting yourself in danger, nobody but your mom would care.  Stop putting other people’s lives in danger!

Robot upmire performed about as well as human umpire.

Grandma finally winning at shuffleboard would have been more exciting.

Uh, okay but that definitely makes me cringe more than the Rhiana one but I’m a firm believer that if it’s not my culture, then it’s not for me to decide if it’s offensive or not offensive.

This is what I think when anyone talks about her, Venus Williams, Rhianna, or anyone in this zip code of earnings.  Who really gives a shit what you think?