Law & Order was doing just fine with ridiculously attractive brunettes as ADA's. Mmmm, Sam Waterston…

Recently found out she's Michael Gross' sister. Makes perfect sense in hindsight, but my mind was blown all the same.

I never looked into who Blues Traveler's Dorothy was, because I sensed her age would make me feel very bad.

There was an NBA center named Tree Rollins, though that was just a nickname he picked up for being tall.

Having Frankie or Mike play the Grim Reaper, to drive Axel and company out of the house, would have been a fine yet conventional sitcom twist. Having it be Cindy, just standing around waiting for Brick, with no idea of how the guys were freaking out, was perfect.

It's one more than his dad! Mike seemed secretly proud to hear Brick brag like that.

Can you believe Trump's dad only loaned him a million dollars?!?!

Fox News viewers supportive of a black person having a gun? Huh.

Apparently, they were filming outside the hospital, and the kids themselves were waving and yelling happily to them, so the cast visited them. If that's how it happened, it's the opposite of manipulative and shitty.

When travelling to a new web site, I continued typing "www." for an embarrassingly long time.

Hell, I thought Chip should have tossed a late-rounder to Cleveland for Manziel last year. I think you can give up even less now.

"What's the name of that horse that Barry has a problem with?" That line alone slew me; then I remembered: Sexual Tension!

"Look at him, sitting on that stool like he's doing it a favor."

And Jan Hooks voiced Angelyne from Bendless Love. Both were fantastic guest voices.

I'm very much in favor of Jimmy Fallon and celebrity guests smacking each other with eggs over engaging in talk-show chitchat.

Shut up, friends. My Internet browser heard us saying the word "Fry" and it found a movie about Philip J. Fry for us. It also opened my calendar to Friday and ordered me some French fries

Any attractiveness Romney has, probably comes from just looking like he has money and power and wealth and good breeding and riches. Also, that guy is probably loaded.

Did you forget Alison Brie's Jewish?

"Bill Hader’s take on Rick Perry’s infamous debate gaff saw Andy Samberg’s Rick Santorum memorably wailing, “I wanted to be president, but not like this!"

Just say ass, it's okay cause it's in the Bible. Doesn't matter that it's not the right ass. Also, this reminds me of that great voodoo dildo joke (or the less explicit karate monkey).