I agree. Is it a good adaptation of the comic book? No. Is it a fun movie on its own terms? Absolutely!

Once again, I’d like to say that Constantine is a great little movie. It really is a shame that the purists have deemed the choices made in adapting it too extreme for them to embrace it fully.

even those who seem to have forgotten exactly how to play the roles they occupied so many years earlier

What’s the value of them? What position do they occupy in our workaday world?

Video game hardware is too expensive these days because people are buying it up to mine fake internet currency, which seems like it might have been a plot point in an early draft of The Matrix that was cut out for being “too stupid.”

We’ve officially left the uncanny valley behind. Welcome to the unkeanu valley.

It’s the 55th anniversary of the Monkees this year, not 45.

And now the thought of Tom Holland barely trying to keep a straight face through Rise of Skywalker has now entered my mind.

Non-book reader here, and this was definitely the best episode so far to me as well, felt like it was shedding some of that fantasy nostalgia cheesiness, which made sense narratively in the first episodes, and is becoming something of its own.

Needs more Killface. “Welcome to you’re DOOM”

For what it’s worth, the subtitles did specifically capitalize the word “Master”.

I don’t know why, but seeing Fellowship of the Ring ranked behind Ocean’s 11 (a movie I quite enjoyed, incidentally) was where I completely lost it.

I kinda wish more famous people would take this weird but basically harmless “shits and giggles” kind of approach to celebrity. Normally when musicians grab non-music-related headlines, it’s for a Twitter feud or dueting with a sexual predator (lookin’ at you, Kanye).

Being famous is like a superpower, and while we’ve…

In every iteration of the game I’ve played, no matter how good my character, I have patiently staked out a spot out of view of the guards and sniped the shit out of the raving priest in Whiterun.

Your story brings back memories of me nearly suffocating in a crowd of people at the 2nd Warped Tour. Deftones came on and the strength of the surge was incredible. Plus, it was like 105 degrees out. Glad your daughter made it home safely. 

They should get her to do something for What We Do in the Shadows, and then complain after leaving the stage that she told her agent no more vampire gigs...

he learned he was allergic to something in the Pfizer and Moderna shots,

“Technically, we should note, this isn’t Godot’s first turn with Disney”