I mean, Jackie has a toothpick and wears jeans. Lazlo doesn’t. How could you possibly confuse the two?

Rose quitting and that entire first episode plot line was basically B99 doing what Boyle was doing with Terry in his plotline. It was almost cowardly.

Compare it to what was meant to be the comic relief plot, where we get the revelation of what Holt’s been going through. That felt real. That felt like real consequence.…

I recognize that B99 is in a tough spot in the current climate, but for me this show simply isn’t capable of dealing with serious real world issues, and frankly it shouldn’t try. It is an absurdist, workplace farce. The B99 precinct does not exist in our world, and nothing about it is remotely realistic, or more…

Having him worship Michael Bolton instead of Billy Joel would have been even funnier.

Captain Britain is a completely different mythology and it would have made it difficult to introduce the real one later.

The takeaway line from this review, and the specific thing that makes any biopic a waste of time: “Part of the problem lies with Respect’s obsequious tone, with how the movie treats Franklin so regally that she feels more like an icon than a person.”

I wouldn’t say that Load & Reload were worth caring about. They were actually released by a separate band impersonating Metallica, and they would have gotten away with it if not for Mr. T discovering the truth and throwing the imposters hella far.

“Now, The Lord said: I Am The Light of The World. But he could have just as easily said: I Am King Sh*t of F*ck Mountain, why would you f*ck with me!?!?” - Bob Odenkirk

I’m just happy I got to see Pete Davidson get shot in the face.

A COMPLETE CINEMATIC FAILURE

Portuguese director Manoel de Oliveira made a movie at 103. 

Speaking as a dude who once ran marathons and rowed crew for a Big 10 Team and now looks like if an older, fatter Vin Diesel had a baby with Paul Giamatti... getting old sucks and time is undefeated.

The Hobbit, as a self contained story, did not need 3 movies. It could have been done in one. Almost the entire 3rd movie isn’t even in the book because Bilbo is knocked out at the beginning of the titular battle and we only see what happened after it’s over. But why do that when you can have a CGI 3 hour slog that…

Read the Constitution. The Founding Fathers say everyone has freedom to say whatever they want about whoever they want. They also say no one has the right to pull an artist from an all-day music festival because they’re just being themselves.

It’s a good makeup job, but I’d be offended if I were an actual balding, mustachioed, sagging-faced actor that had been overlooked for this role so that Jared Leto could land it.

I respect the hell out of anyone who takes a chance, does their thing, and exposes themselves to criticism.

Counterpoint: being brave enough to expose yourself to criticism (and I agree, it takes bravery) doesn’t (and shouldn’t) make you ineligible for criticism?

I’d be all about it if her debut album were titled “I Hate You All!”

My favorite King Shark is Ron Funches depiction in the Harley Quinn show. He manages to wrap up the beastly, the idiotic, and the funny sides of the character into one charming package.