Hey! White Power Bill has dirty ears! Dirty Ears Bill!

Skydiving over a residential neighborhood?

I'm beginning to doubt your commitment to Uniform Motion!

My first thought is that the prevalence of mobile devices is diluting the search numbers. Five years ago, this may not have been the case, so porn searches would be a higher percentage. With so many smartphones in existence, though, quick searches anywhere has increased the total number of Google searches.

Does it matter that the tattoo has the wrong "its?" Shouldn't have an apostrophe.

Flag patches on uniforms and caps technically aren't allowed either.

Forget about it if you're paying in cash.

Go see 90% of films in theaters or watch an hour of primetime TV and I'm sure the effect on brain power will be a lot worse.

"...Millard and his wife were located in a 'yellow mansion' on Grand Cayman in the US Commonwealth of the Northern Mariana Islands (where Saipan is located)."

Yeah, but you'll regret buying it when the new version comes out this fall.

I'm here for the gangbang.

Yeah buddy!

NYC has big lanes and big cars. London has small lanes and small cars and bus only lanes.

The NYS Museum in Albany also has a great (read: permanent) collection of 9/11 artifacts.

"But look at my lens flare!"

Congress is already in the back pocket of Big Hot Dog! Wake up!

It's a tree shaker! Shoot it!

Damn those giant corporate sperm bastards.