And to think President Obama only plays basketball. Unarmed, at that.

Your theme is [watching spinner]....caves...and.....sex. Have it on my desk by two.

Fuckin' fascists.

Reminds me of a favorite Onion article: "Police Race To Scene of Car Alarm"

VCRs?

Oh, hi, Dad. Yeah, they think you’re in Mexico. I’ll see you when I get home. Oh, yes, thank you, no. I found my birth control pills. Thanks for asking, Dad.

They do have a history of such shops...

Why not just make the outside of the phone from super ball material? Problem solved.

That can only end awesomely.

I'm getting sick and tired of the John's Phone bias on this site.

One of my college roommates used to sleepwalk like nobody's fucking business. He'd take curtains down, fans out of windows, wake up in the bathroom on the seat with his pants down, you name it. I woke up one night to find him poking me in the face, sitting on the edge of my bed, holding a pillow over me. Needless…

I always thought you just cut the red wire.

If I wasn't so lazy I would crop Cigar Guy into the background.

IE also, in all likelihood, came preinstalled on a PC. Almost the same.

Not to mention he can't catch a cold in the middle of winter.

I remember when my family bought its first computer when I was in third or fourth grade and we, along with every other American, used AOL for the first few years of our computing lives. Ever since, I've always equated IE with that useless icon that sat on the Windows 95 desktop that didn't really seem to do anything.

Keywords: "don't know any better." I know its wrong to make sweeping generalizations about user intelligence, but that's a lot like saying you've driven the same crummy Camry for fifteen years because your parents gave it to you and finally discover that its not the only car in existence and other cars are available…

So what does that say for those AOL holdouts?

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As bad a rap as TW gets, my RR is hitting just over 18mps at 10:00PM. My tier is advertised at 10mps, so no complaints from me. Much better than the muni wireless I used for a week when I moved: 1.5mps with a daily cap of 200mb.