Bad idea. Why not just go the BoingBoing route and add WTF? LOL! ratings? Rather than going the ratings route, Wikipedia should really be pushing the discussion page for each entry instead. None of this subjective crap.

As far as Jason goes, two words: Four Loko.

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Had to look up Mazaltan. It's in Mexico, down ol' South America way.

Don't you mean two mishaps?

And for the vaster majority whose job involves typing and spreadsheets, a MBA is just fine. Clearly the work of a flamer.

And to think how long she waited for that white iPhone...

Is it proper to eat your iPhone with your fingers?

Ha. I laughed at that one.

Would you like to pee on the moon with Buzz Aldrin?

Why was this shit even promoted? Banhammer the fuck out of this.

Either nobody wants to talk to me or they're all talking to my girlfriend. It's a lose-lose.

Sending them penis enlargement spam in 3..2..1....sent.

I have zero friends on my chat screen that I actually want to chat with. For some reason, FB only cycles through and displays those friends with whom I have no desire to chat. Hell, my girlfriend rarely shows up.

If it's as easy as breaking the NYTimes paywall with the URL partial deletion, I'll keep reading. Otherwise, hello NPR!

"Now find a restaurant, slughead!"

Another good one: every web browser ever shown on screen is Safari, either clearly marked as Safari or just an obvious Safari knockoff.