What’s your damage, Luke? These are cute as shit and I want them.

Ugh YES. In the first game, you even have the option to decline when the other guys ask if you want to spy on the girls bathing. But of course, if you pick No, then your character basically says “Wait, I’m a man! This is what men do!” and then he goes and spies on the girls anyway.

The Ace Attorney games never sexualized pearl. Her cousin’s spirit inhabits her body, and as is tradition for the Kurain channeling technique, her body takes on the appearance of who she’s channeling. While Pearl’s channeling Mia, the only comment that is made is Mia saying “Pearl’s clothes are a little small..”.

It’s…

I’m convinced that late in the 90's, Yuji Naka wished for Sonic’s longevity on a monkey’s paw, and this is what happened.

Actually, I think that this is proof that not only does God exist, but that we have killed them.

Who wanted this?

This article makes my heart hurt.

I’m afraid we either won’t see DA4, or when we do see it, it won’t be what we want. Honestly, I’m not sure which would be worse.

I’m wondering, does this have a fixed translation or is it the same bad translation from the PS1 era? Cuz it’s pretty hard to read all of that Engrish and Barret’s AWFUL “black speak”.

You’re right, there are absolutely people who are basically pounding their fists and crying and pouting every time the slightest thing isn’t exactly their way, but this was a pretty big bummer. I think this article is correct in its criticisms, as well as the more-level headed people. But OP in particular is taking…

A game that people pay 50 bucks for up front and 15 dollars a month to play is absolutely something that should be catered to them, henny. There's nothing wrong with criticizing a corporation for delivering against their consumerbase's wishes

goofy characters exist irl too....

How is it less immersive for you for everyone to look different than for everyone to be the same?

TEAM SCORBUNNY. LOOK AT THAT LIL THING

Unless you are gay, you don’t get an opinion on whether or not fag is an acceptable term to call someone, thank you so much.

I LOVED THIS GAME AS A KID. I would rent it all the time from my local rental store. It was so fun and cute.

My only problem looking back at it now is Linda. Why is she 10 years old with big jugs and a shapely figure? That’s kinda creepy.

THANK YOU. This episode was soooo boring.

It has become a sort of running joke between my husband and I that I only know about pop culture phenomena from before the lat 90's thanks to 30 Rock. So many times we’ll be watching/listening to something and I’ll go “Oh! This was in 30 Rock!”. He finds it adorable, but also depressing.

Plus Still Alive slaps severely.

And it’s one of like 2 first-person games that doesn’t make me sick. I always loved this game, and it really makes the sting of the terrible sequel hurt all the more.

Congratulations! You have won the “Worst Take On This Subject” award! We’re so proud of you for having no self-awareness at all, which enabled you to have this uniquely terrible take on a topic that doesn’t pertain to your demographic!

This is extremely disheartening and surprising. 

$100 a year to half-heartedly leave Zumbo’s Just Desserts on vs $100 a month to half-heartedly flip through stations playing nothing in between 5-minute commercial breaks.