What makes your comment even funnier is you directly referencing the president while failing to recognize that this is a quote of his.

I thought an old fashioned was made with an orange peel? This sounds delicious though

I guess your only option is to stand next to it and breathe on it :(

Sometimes god steps in

PEAS NEVER BELONG IN ANYTHING

Put it near a heating vent.

If you’re both CLEARLY making eyes at each other, then yes.

One time my MOTHER left my number for a cute waiter when he and I were clearly making eyes and flirting all meal. He called me, we banged, we went our separate ways. It was great!

Didn’t DeLa already have that bag though? Thor has such a bad habit of blaming everyone else for her failings that I’m finding it very hard to believe these claims of sabotage. Also, she’s a white person with dreads so we know she’s crazy.

I don’t buy Thor being a more serious queen either. Look at how great she was as MJ.

You can’t play the role questioning how the person being parodied would react. And she wouldn’t even have to ham it up if she wanted to play it straight. She could have really gone in with Stevie, with shawls and witchy gooodness, and she just kinda...twirled a few times.

Thorgy was absolutely not screwed with that challenge. How hard would it be to be a witchy Stevie Nicks? I mean, DeLa made it work with fucking Julie Andrews.

No joke, those demo images terrify me to no end. They are the stuff of nightmares and I have to scroll past them every time I see them.

Fuck, I did not need to notice that.

It always felt weird to me when customers referred to me by name, mostly because the people who did it were usually assholes. But this is fair advice.

I thought the same thing! But these writers are too smart to let something like that slip through. I think this was a clue to us that they’re not REALLY back on earth, and I think Eleanor has realized it.

As a former server, this response surprised me. The only part I agree with is the hidden forks/knives being annoying. Put those on the last plate! 

I’m assuming this borks your warranty? I wanna try it so badly but I also don’t wanna screw myself over.

Disaster Report. Wonky controls, horrible graphics, bad voice acting, but man I sank so many hours plaything through that game over and over. There was something about escaping an island that’s sinking that was really appealing to me.

Are they gonna keep in the gross and unnecessary transphobia?

Jesus. No mainline Nintendo game is going to do that.