that’s an oaxacan regional variant called quesohellno.

Jared is very clearly a never nude.

The shutdown made TSA employees likeable.

Are we not going to call out the shit head still giving bunny ears in the year 2019?

Thers ONE place where you can still smoke in Houston.

When you can take this “distinction” in a week that Nathan Peterman started you really done fucked up.

why is Fox showing me this game

Leave it to the Browns to fire their head coach during his winningest season with the team.

I can’t imagine $8 caviar from a discount clothing store being something you should put in your body...  Let alone expect to taste good.

I bought a thing of caviar at TJ Maxx for like 8 bucks, tasted terrible but my dog liked it and it didn’t kill her, then again I’ve seen her lick motor oil off the garage floor, she’s not too bright.

There’s a good word to describe an epically long journey across an ancient world that is fraught with hostile beasts and other dangers, and for some reason I just can’t fucking remember it right now.

Clemson should just offer to triple his pay. He’s a History major, not a Math major. So that might work.

Yeah, absolutely. Dude put up 50.4 WAR in an injury-shortened 13-year career. For comparison, Kirby Puckett is in the Hall with 51.1 after an injury-shortened 12-year career. Wright is a marginal HoF candidate by WAR despite only having 8 full, mostly healthy seasons.

The offensive line statistically played worse than Peterman.

It’s 2018, you can’t not “do email” 

The Browns were +5 in takeaways today. Since the Browns returned to the NFL, teams with a turnover margin of +5 or better in a game are 132-4-1. The Browns are responsible for two of those losses and the tie.

I don’t have kids so I don’t know that particular hell. My hell-trips are the annual drive back to the old homestead with my mother, who is disabled and elderly and no longer allowed to drive. This means I do all the driving (12 hours total), plus all the planning and packing and trip management, and also take three…

“ but I can’t imagine anyone outside of that demographic enjoying it or thinking it was a good movie”

By the way, no gay athlete has ever had a beard gf in college so as not to scare away their pro suitors.

YOUR MOM'S A DISNEY FILM PERHAPS