Speaking as an alum of UNLV, if you gave me the choice between this abortion they call a hiring process or NCAA sanctions which would include a two-year postseason ban and some scholarship reductions, I’d take the latter because at least you would know the bullshit would end one day. This entire process will take…

“UWM leads the world in incompetent administrators.”

I think UNLV would like a word with you.

I’m all for another US Open at Chambers (note: massive Seattle homer here), but I’d only ask the USGA to just let the grounds crew at Chambers manage the conditions for the tournament. You want to grow the rough out? Sure. Want the greens to be bikini waxed? You got it! The USGA was overthinking how they wanted that…

So, Oakland?

OAKLAND???????

So, June?

At some point, can people just accept that the first two Superman films with Christopher Reeve, Gene Hackman, and Margot Kidder were and will always be vastly superior to anything WB tries to force feed us?

Oh, I forgot. Hollywood can’t help themselves and must suck all the life out of these stories like the vampires…

Can’t wait for a couple of tell-all books from players in a few years. I have no doubt Landon Donovan is penning one as I type this.

Anyone who followed his work at Bayern Munich should not be surprised. This is almost following what happened there perfectly.

Ratings might be down slightly, but the World Cup would still draw plenty of viewers in this country. The more likely scenario would be News Corp. and Comcast putting aside competitive distrust to start paying off referees in these pre-Hex qualifiers to assist the Nats.

Which is to say, both conspiracy theories are…

Honestly, I would be perfectly fine with bringing back Bob Bradley or Bruce Arena at this point. I have more faith in their player management abilities than Klinsmann. What Klinsmann is doing now is essentially what happened towards the end of his run at Bayern, only the worst case scenario here is far more disastrous…

But CR7 versus Henry? He’s a pompous prick but he’s one of the most absurdly skilled players we will ever see. If CR7 had Henry’s personality and temperament, you’d have a lot more people arguing CR7>Messi. A LOT.

Ah, good point. But again, you say Ronaldo, I’m thinking bucktooth center forward who got caught with trannies as opposed to Portuguese center forward who probably dates trannies incognito.

As a Brasilian, I am obligated to defend the virtuess of O Fenomeno no matter what.

So with that in mind, for me, Peak Ronaldo (thinking his one season at Barca all the way up to the 1998 WC final) was unlike any striker that ever lived before him or has come since him. Never been a combination of power, speed,…

“Strong argument that he’s the best Euro-born player of all-time.”

And my counterargument is simply Franz Beckenbauer.

But Jesus, it’s pretty goddamn close.

As a fellow M’s fan, I’m sure you also hold fond memories of Marzano-O’Neill at the Kingdome from August 1996:

Never underestimate the overwhelming incompetence of Mountain West officiating.

I’d throw in The Music and Pulp on this as well. #britpop4life

Just speaking as someone who dealt with him first-hand as a waiter years ago when I worked at the Venetian, but this fucking guy is more vile in person than you can possibly imagine. And somehow, he’s nowhere near as bad as his wife. That’s the real reason this stadium will never get built if Adelson is involved: No…

I cannot count how many times I cursed John Elway growing up. That was beyond satisfying. Also satisfying: Visiting Denver, and having drinks at Elway’s in the Ritz-Carlton wearing Seahawks’ gear. If only the namesake had been in the house...

After that catch by Kearse, I would have bet anything on Seattle winning. I’m sure Pats fans thought the same thing based purely on prior experience.