The sad thing is people actually believe this is true.

Remember when 95% of the fanbase wanted to trade Ovi the past couple years? That was awesome. I can’t believe those fucknut fans got rewarded with a title.

Congrats to Ovi - he deserves it. The Capitals shitbag fans, however, do not deserve it.

After a pointless regular season leading to a Finals that everyone on the planet expected, we have a sweep. The NBA- FEEL THE EXCITEMENT FOLKS.

Why do people keep taking the bait? That’s 99% of the reason he keeps tweeting, so dipshits take to the keyboards and show how aghast they are at such boorishness.

Anyone who suggests that a team that won their division and thumped Winnipeg “wasn’t their good” should have their take rights revoked. Tired of hearing it. It’s a bullshit excuse used by jealous fans of other teams and crusty Canadian fucks upset that the hockey universe was disrupted.

Oh baby - inject this Capitals optimism into my veins. This will be the most enjoyable collapse of all.

He has three rings and the Caps haven’t ever won jack shit. Leave it to DC sports fans to lose 9 of 11 series to a team and talk shit about the one they actually did win.

A big reminder in the midst of this Capitals Cup Coronation - you haven’t won jack shit yet, and all of this success means the choke artists could be working on their greatest masterpiece.

The pearl clutching after the Knights understandably took offense to Trotz spiking the ball at the one yard line is so cute.

I think they went in expecting a physical game but have figured out they need some serious skill to get back in this thing. They’re also not getting jack shit from their second and third lines, who all decided to play their worst hockey of the year at the same time.

Great game by the Caps last night (from a Knights fan). BUT it’s just one game and Vegas has played awful all series - they are overdue for a good performance. The only question is if the good performance can even beat the Caps.

Yer ruining my joke.

I can’t believe the censor missed that egregious “your” error.

what in the name of fuck are you talking about?

Dogfish Head fucking sucks bro.

This much better roster you speak of - where do you get that from? The series is tied, vgk has won 3 of 4 games overall and had a better regular season and playoff record. Did the goal that bounced off an elbow and both posts prove the Caps superiority? These are two evenly matched teams and things went the Caps…

Intentionally trying to injure another player gets you on my permanent shit list (that nobody cares about) and you never get off it. Anthony Rizzo, meet Richard Sherman. No matter what you do on or off the field, you will forever be a loathsome shitbag.

ESPN has four hours of programming dedicated to this question every. single. fucking. day.

But analytics! And wingspan!